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Billy Watson with Franz Beckenbuar lifting the World Cup

Youth Football

I recite a poem about my experiences with my youth football team coach. I kick a ball off his face and then join another team.

Ordinary Punter

Ordinary Punter

I recite a poem about being an ordinary punter and having my mind turned on by reading alternative books and living an alternative lifestyle.

Animal Instincts

Animal Instincts

I recite a poem about how our Animal Instincts can help us to thrive in the future.

Insect Mind

Bug Filled Mind

I recite a poem about living in Heaven where no one has a mind full of bugs.

Del Boy Dad

Del Boy Dad

I recite a poem about the time I bought a camcorder from my father and then discovered it wasn’t worth half the money I paid.

Our Little Boy Blue

Our Little Boy Blue

I recite a poem that was written shortly after the death of my cousin when he was only Twenty Two.

Lambs To The Slaughter

I recite a poem about the first time I visited his father in law and ended up chocking the toilet with used condoms.

billy watson, comedian, poet, lumberjack, comedy, scottish, humour

Are You A Lumberjack?

I recite a poem about how technology may not be such a good thing and how lumberjacks can save trees.

Paul Daniels

Paul Daniels Interview

I interview the comedic magician Paul Daniels about his work and life in general.