Nob Stewart is Scotlands Greatest Living Psychopath.

Author Archives: Nob Stewart

Confessions of a Porn Addict

A’ hate ma porn addiction It drives me roond the bend For at least 3 times a day A’ polish ma bell end A’ hate ma porn addiction An’ so does ma lonely wife Every nicht a’m on the computer Wankin’ away ma married life A’ hate ma porn addiction It makes me want tae…

The Aya Ceremony

A’ attended an Ayahuasca healin’ ceremony Where a’ drank twa cups ae revolting liquid Even though a’ kent fur sure it would make uz sick An’ turn ma faeces intae Gallons ae runny fluid The reason fur ma dain’ such a silly ‘hing Wiz cause it apparently facilitates healin’ An’ aftir aw the trauma a’ve…