Nob Stewart went through to Glasgow to take part in a poetry Slam event organised by Robin Cairns. He didn't win as the judges were stuck up twats.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about his experiences in Jamaica which include visiting a club with a waiter as a guide who left him and his friends in the lurch.
Nob Stewart gives us his thoughts on prostition and also the 2006 World Cup in Germany
Nob Stewart went along to Lach's Anti-Hoot in Henry's Cellar Bar to do an 8 minute open spot. He performed Times Are Evolving and Porn Addict.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about his youth football experiences and the manager of the team who didn't particularly take to Nob but who did like the Knob.
Nob Stewart introduces two songs by one of his favourite artists, Sinead O'Connor.