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The Olympos Bender

The Olympos Bender

I went for a night out in Antalya in Turkey and stayed up all night drinking with my friend Callie, and we then decided to go to Olympos which is 70 km away to continue the party!.
billy watson, billywatsontv, humour, funny, scottish, comedian, poet, poetry, rant

Charity Collectors

Nob Stewart talks about Charity Collectors. This is the full sketch which includes Big Issue Sellers, New Breed of Collectors, Hare Krishnas and The Worst Kind.
I Love Porn

Internet Wanking

So this is the material that got me banned from The Stand Comedy club once and for all. I had been banned a couple of times previously but managed to sneak my way back in but after I performed this set, as the Great White Shaft, apparently some people complained saying that it was misogynist and granted they may have a point. I was just talking from my perspective and meant no disrespect to anyone, but with that performance I kissed goodbye to getting any more gigs there. Maybe I just wasn’t funny enough. The material went down well a […]
Xmas Thoughts

Merry Fuckin’ Xmas

I talk about my feeling on Xmas, which include how the neighbours deliver their Xmas Cards and how they respond when I delivered theirs to them.


Every year at Xmas I come out in a rash of spots. They say spots are related to stress, so maybe it’s the stress of worrying how much money my wife will spend on presents for my family that makes me look like the singing detective. I’d do the shopping myself, but I’m too lazy and my wife enjoys it anyway, so who am I to deny her that pleasure. I’m not being sexist by the way; it’s just that I’m a man. It comes naturally to me. I think it’s been that way ever since the big drought came […]