Nob Poems / 20 posts found

Dodgy Crowd

Dodgy Crowd

Nob Stewart recites a poem about the Salvation Army. He got thrown out of his house by his wife and ended up using their hospitality and even got recruited.
Morose

Morose

Nob Stewart recites a poem about how he gets extremely depressed when he goes to the pub and has too much to drink to try and drown out his considerable sorrows.
I'm A Father!

I’m A Faither!

Nob Stewart recites a poem about the fact that he is a Father. He did not exactly plan the pregnancy and now he has to get a job or else his wife will be sad.
Porn Addict

Porn Addict

Nob Stewart recites a poem about technology and more specifically his addiction to the pornography that pervades the internet and how it affects married life.
Del Boy Dad

Del Boy Dad

Nob Stewart recites a poem about buying a video camera from his Del Boy Dad who is an expert in making large profits usually from Nob by hanging around the local dump.
Burst Pipes

Burst Pipes

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his Burst Pipes. He went on holiday and did not take his mothers advice to switch water off and on returning he regretted that.