Nob Stewart recites a poem about the Salvation Army. He got thrown out of his house by his wife and ended up using their hospitality and even got recruited.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about how he gets extremely depressed when he goes to the pub and has too much to drink to try and drown out his considerable sorrows.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about the fact that he is a Father. He did not exactly plan the pregnancy and now he has to get a job or else his wife will be sad.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about technology and more specifically his addiction to the pornography that pervades the internet and how it affects married life.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about buying a video camera from his Del Boy Dad who is an expert in making large profits usually from Nob by hanging around the local dump.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about his Burst Pipes. He went on holiday and did not take his mothers advice to switch water off and on returning he regretted that.