Nob Poems / 20 posts found

Wife's Driving

Wife’s Driving

Nob Stewart recites a poem about how his wife's driving affects his calm and serene manner.
The Dam

The Dam Doonfall

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his visit to Amsterdam with his friends. It did not go according to plan as he ended up letting his country down in a big way.
Pub Fitba

Pub Fitba

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his pub football experiences.
Xmas Spots

Xmas Spots

Nob Stewart recites a poem about how he always comes out in a rash of spots at Christmas time, mainly due to his wife's spending habits.
Shopping

Shoppin’ Woes

Nob Stewart recites a funny poem about going shopping with his wife only to end up shopping alone and then getting into a fight with a security guard.
Instructer

Instruct-her

Nob Stewart recites a poem in which he explains the finer details of what it was like to try and teach his wife how to drive and how it drove him totally insane.