Nob Stewart recites a poem about his experiences in Jamaica which include visiting a club with a waiter as a guide who left him and his friends in the lurch.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about his youth football experiences and the manager of the team who didn't particularly take to Nob but who did like the Knob.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about the time he went to the Jim Rose Circus Show at the Edinburgh Festival and ended up stealing the show.
Nob recites a poem about the time he went to a remote part of Scotland to take Magic Mushrooms and his boss from work turned up out of nowhere.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about his Sisters Wedding in Kenya when he got too drunk and stoned and embarrassed himself but most of all his family.
Nob Stewart recites a poem about the time he contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had to go to the hospital where a sexy nurse check it out.