Nob Poems / 20 posts found

The Harder They Come

The Harder They Come

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his experiences in Jamaica which include visiting a club with a waiter as a guide who left him and his friends in the lurch.

Beckenbar (Youth Football)

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his youth football experiences and the manager of the team who didn't particularly take to Nob but who did like the Knob.
Jim Rose Circus

The Jim Rose Circus

Nob Stewart recites a poem about the time he went to the Jim Rose Circus Show at the Edinburgh Festival and ended up stealing the show.
Magic Mushies

Magic Mushies

Nob recites a poem about the time he went to a remote part of Scotland to take Magic Mushrooms and his boss from work turned up out of nowhere.

Shame On The Family

Nob Stewart recites a poem about his Sisters Wedding in Kenya when he got too drunk and stoned and embarrassed himself but most of all his family.
Help! It's burnin'

Itchy Willy

Nob Stewart recites a poem about the time he contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had to go to the hospital where a sexy nurse check it out.