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Category: Poetry

Live In Grace

A poem about how we need to face up to our dark side and overcome our shadow by learning to Live In Grace.

Staggering around the Red Light District.

The Dam Downfall

I recite a poem about my visit to Amsterdam when I drank too much and smoked too much which led to a very predictable outcome.

Checking my willy over the John

Itchy Willy

I recite a poem about the time my willy was incredibly itchy and so I had to go to the hospital where a sexy nurse checked it out.

Egor

The Jim Rose Circus

I recite a poem based around a true story of going to see The Jim Rose Circus at the Edinburgh Festival.

Billy in Cheers!

Morose

I recite a poem about how I get morose when I’ve had too much too drink.

Porn Addict

Porn Addict

I recite a poem about how I purchased a computer and then ended up in a world of porn.

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Rock Star

I recite a poem about my feeble attempts at becoming a Rock Star. I thought I could be the new Mick Jagger.