(No) Big Erection

billy watson, billywatsontv, nob stewart, big erection, scottish, comedian, comedy, humour, song, poet

A’ cannae get no big erection
A’ should get a knob extension
Cause a’ try and a’ try and a’ try and a’ try
A’ cannae get no, A’ cannae get no….

When a’ve pulled a chick in a bar
And the dollybird starts tae ride me
But she’s beggin’ fur four inches more
She’s venting her frustration
A’ hae tae offer her compensation

A’ cannae get no, Oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey. That’s why I pay
A’ cannae get no big erection
A’ should get a knob extension
Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
A’ cannae get no, I cannae get no….

When a’m watchin’ a porn dvd
An’ a man comes on tae show me
How huge a knob kin be
But he must be a horse, cause his bloody cock
Makes mine look like the size ae a pea

A’ cannae get no, Oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey. That’s why a’ pay
A’ cannae get no big erection
A’ should get a knob extension
Cause a’ try and a’ try and a’ try and a’ try
A’ cannae get no, A’ cannae get no….

When a’m tryin’ tae please a girl
And a’m doin’ this and a’m tryin’ that
But she’s tryin’ not tae hurl
She says baby better go and take yer aen life
Cause with a knob like that, you’ll no’ get a wife

A’ cannae get no, Oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey. That’s why a’ pay
A’ cannae get no, A’ cannae get no
A’ cannae get no big erection
No big erection, no big erection, no big erection!

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