Nob has been called many a thing over the years and let's face it, mostly with good reason. He has lived life on his own terms and paid the penalties for it.
However, he has put them down to experience and has risen from his proverbial grave to put together this website for your mild amusement.
He hasn't got delusions of grandeur (anymore) and only aims to spread his truth to anyone who has the time to listen. In this day and age, probably not many of you want to hear the ramblings of a Middle Aged Scottish Psychopath Fashion Victim but for those of you who may have read this far and still be a tiny bit intigued to find out more of what make him tick, well done for stickin' it out this long.
Mind you, you haven't really had a taste of Nob yet, have you?
Check out his promotional shots below for starters!