Stars In The Bar

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Let me give ye’s the backgroond tae this performance. Ye see, there wiz a caberet competition in ma local bar in Fa’kirk called Stars In The Bar and as a’ had nothing better tae dae that nicht a’ thought a’ wuid gie it a go wi’ ma version ae the Rod Stewart classic Maggie May, which a’ turned intae Suzie Hay aboot a prostitute a’ used tae ken.

After all a’ had nothin’ tae lose and the winner of the competition wiz gonna get a Caberet contract so although a’ didnae ‘hink a’ had much chance ae that a’ thought if a’ done a’richt a’ might get a blowjob oot ae it fae some really drunk bird who wiz loves dirty talk.

So a’ bought masel a new leapord skinned coat and a’ wiz off. A’ got through the heat and then the semi-final (above) wiz a breeze.

A’ got intae the final but a cannae mind much aboot it cause a’ had aboot 4 beers and a couple ae spliffs afore it. Needless tae say a’ didnae win or get a blowjob but fae this competition ma singing career wiz born.

Fair do’s it hasnae went very far as yet but ye never ken. That’s why I keep plodding awa’. Yin day maybe a’ will make it big across the pond. Ye kin aye’ways dream eh?

The Photaes

So whit aboot you lot? Have any ae ye’s ever entered a caberet or karaoke competition? Hoo did it gae? Dae any o’ yoo’s hae dreams aboot makin’ it big or even jist earning yer crust on the Karaoke circuit of yer local toon? If so, why no’ tell uz aboot it below and if ye hae a video ae it on YouTube even better, pit the link in there.

Cheers the noo

Nob

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