Underage cocktails, a first girlfriend and a starring turn on TV’s “The Hit Man and Her” — where Billy loses to a wig but wins over the apprentice mess room.

Billy’s bargain Falkirk flat comes with neighbours who’ll replace a stolen TV within the hour — cash in hand, no warranty — and a darkly comic plan to solve his burglary problem for good.

A rushed driving test, one careless drink and a broken headlight combine into a drink-driving ban, a cheap Falkirk flat, and some very resourceful heroin-addict neighbours.