Old Firm Love

by Billy | Mar 15, 2026 | All Content, Comedy

These are some notes I made for a gig where I planned to talk about the Old Firm and their love for each other.

Big Problem

by Billy | Mar 13, 2026 | All Content, Comedy

Here are some notes I made for an uncensored comedy gig I performed which I have turned into music using good old artificial intelligence.

Factory Evidence Report

by Billy | Mar 13, 2026 | All Content, Comedy

I wrote this for a report regarding a legal case over my sacking for refusing to play the game. It’s not that funny but I thought I’d share it anyway. Hope you enjoy the tale.

Yes

by Billy | Mar 6, 2026 | All Content, Poetry

A poem which asks some questsions to which the answer is Yes!

Work

by Billy | Mar 6, 2026 | All Content, Poetry

A poem about working on yourself.

Suede – Edinburgh

by Billy | Feb 5, 2026 | All Content, Concerts

I wasn’t a fan of Suede when they were around the first time but after they reformed I began to appreciate them more. I got their album, ‘Head’ recently and so when a single ticket came up on Twickets I took myself along to the Usher Hall for a night of Suedeworld,

Lucinda Williams – Glasgow

by Billy | Feb 1, 2026 | All Content, Concerts

After I got my Stalls ticket for Lucinda Williams in Glasgow and bought our flights to Belfast for Emma and I to see her there, Emma managed to get a ticket for Glasgow in the Balcony.