Billy Watson TV
Products
Instead of just solely asking for donations to help support the site I have made a number of products available to enable you to support my work and get some entertainment into the bargain.
Books
Check out the four books I have written and self published.
Billy also wrote changed the lyrics from popular songs so he could perform them as Nob Stewart who he referred to as Scotlands Greatest Living Psycopath. These are not for the faint of heart but if you like Billy Connollys filthy mouth then you’ll love these.
The last section are lyrics from a music project called The Testical Brothers. Think a poor mans Spinal Tap and you’ll be in the ball park. Billy and a fat aging Turkish friend are the brothers who think they are rock gods but are clearly mistaken. Who knows, if enough people like the lyrics maybe the album will come out!
So buy this book now and strap yourself in for the poetry lyrical ride of your lifetime.
Before you buy it and call me a crook
It contains poems written like a story
With subjects ranging from love to glory
Billy Watson has delved very deep
He never was a surface level sheep
The things he learned, he tries to explain
But what are the facts of this plane?
Over the years, going down rabbit holes
In the ultimate search for who controls
Led Billy down many a winding road
Now you can read the thoughts he was showed
They sometimes may not rhyme or reason
But don’t be fooled, they are not treason
Buy the book now to go down many strange paths
It’s value for money, you do the maths
Do they thrill your creative mind?
Have you got time to invest in poetry
That can take darkness, and light, find?
Billy Watson expanded his soul
By experimenting with rock and roll
Now you can read his surreal collection
To save you from your path deflection
In this book he has gathered together
All his poems of a lyrical style
It’s up to you to figure them out
When you do it, you may just smile
So buy this book to enrich your life
We all need something to ease our strife
Take some time to feed your brain
You may need it, if you want to stay sane
In these days of great political unrest and fake news everywhere we all need
to find a little solace and humour in the madness.
Billy Watson has been performing stand up comedy since 1999 and has collected
together his material on topics such as adverts, christmas, work, football, sex, conspiracy theories and the war on terrorism.
These skits will give you an anti-dote to the version of reality that the powers
that be like to tell us exists, and give you a good laugh into the bargain.
This book is only for those with an open mind and are ready to go down a path of
hardcore truths in more ways than one, albeit for entertainment purposes only.
So buy it now and even if you don’t believe in conspiracy theories, by the time
you get through this book, you will certainly be a bit more sceptical of the narratives we are sold.
Videos
Get access to all the products below by signing up for a premium membership. Alternatively you can purchase each one for a one-off payment.
Billy Watson and his Allstar Imaginary Band
A tremendous amount of work has went into turning all my books into music with video to sing along with the words and at least two versions of each book and some bonus variations to enjoy.
Buckin’ Cunny Funt
The Plane Facts
Politically Corrected
Books – Narrated by Billy Watson
If reading books is not your thing, here you can hear me read them and follow along with the words on video.
The Plane Facts
Every poem in the book narrated by my good self.
Politically Corrected
Every chapter in the book narrated by my good self.
Videos
Here are a variety of video products for your enjoyment. These will all be added to the premium membership at some point in the future when I get time, but you can help support my work in the meantime and enjoy them now for a very low fee. :-).
Argyle Bar 2009
All the shows from the Argyle Bar where I performed my show Ordinary Punter in 2009.
Nob Stewart – Comin At Ye! 2011
All my shows as Nob Stewart at the EdFringe 2011, in a hostel bar called Belushi’s.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage 2012
I perform my show Sex, Drugs & Marriage at the Edinburgh Festival in 2012.
Mad Mental Stories 2014
The three full shows I performed at the EdFringe in 2014. Video footage in one of them a bit blurry.
Nob Stewart – Comin’ At Ye 2! 2019
Nob Stewart performing eleven full shows at the EdFringe 2019.
Wrong Comedy 2021
See me perform as a guest for four nights as part of Bob Walsh s Wrong Comedy show.
Wrongfully Dismissed 2021
The full five days I was given as a last minute stand in for the EdFringe 2021.
Billy & Emma’s Scottish Tour
All the footage from Emma and Billy’s Scottish Tour of Scotland to hand out Moira Brown’s book Questioning Lockdown, including a full edited version of the whole tour.
Billy’s Music
All the songs I have either written or changed the lyrics for and sung in a silly voice for the most part, with lyric slideshow.