I went along to Clusterfuck Circus Crap Boast Battle to have a friendly competition with poets and comedians. Who needs fucking Gong Shows anyway?
I went along to an open mic poetry night run by I Am Loud at Brewhemia.
I went along to a new night to help people create and develop characters for the stage at Ivory Blacks in Glasgow called Character Lab.
I headed off to Tennants Bar in Glasgow where Nob was going to perform comedy in a Basement. What could go wrong?
A' got drunk an' stoned an' performed really quite shitly at an end ae the Festival gig.
Nob Stewart went to Moriarty Bar in Edinburgh to perform a couple of poems. He should know that they work better in a caberet night rather than comedy night.
Nob Stewart got invited to perform at Henry's Early Evening Caberet at Henry's Cellar Bar in Edinburgh. He performed Porn Addict and sung Suzie Hay.
Nob Stewart performs in a Basement in a bar in Glasgow. He tells humorous stories of his trips to Kenya and Amsterdam.
A' went through tae The Halt Bar in Glasgow tae perform a 5 minute open spot fur Pop Up Comedy an' went doon like a lead balloon. Maybe shouldnae ae started wi' ma Auld Firm banter.
A' returned tae Henry's Cellar Bar fur another stab at the Anti-hoot 500 open mic competition. Needless tae say a' didnae win.