Nob Poetry / 29 posts found

Point Holding Course

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about the time he went for a two week healing course in Devon which involved putting fingers on people's body for 3 hours.

Confessions of a Porn Addict

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Nob Stewart comes clean over his Internet habits and tries his best to get his sins off his chest.

The Aya Ceremony

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Nob Stewart partook in an Ahahausca Ceremony and lived to tell the tale.
Dodgy Crowd

Dodgy Crowd

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about the Salvation Army. He got thrown out of his house by his wife and ended up using their hospitality and even got recruited.
Morose

Morose

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about how he gets extremely depressed when he goes to the pub and has too much to drink to try and drown out his considerable sorrows.
I Don't Mince My Words

A’ Dinnae Mince Ma Wurds

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about how he speaks very directly and how this usually gets him into more hot water than he cares for, but that's his life.

Valentines Day

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Nob Stewart isn't the most romantic guy in the his house, never mind the world and here are his thoughts on the money making scheme called Valentine's Day.
I'm A Father!

A’m a Faither!

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about the fact that he is a Father. He did not exactly plan the pregnancy and now he has to get a job or else his wife will be sad.
Porn Addict

Porn Addict

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about technology and more specifically his addiction to the pornography that pervades the internet and how it affects married life.
Del Boy Dad

Del Boy Dad

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Nob Stewart recites a poem about buying a video camera from his Del Boy Dad who is an expert in making large profits usually from Nob by hanging around the local dump.