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Internet Wanking

Internet Wanking

Internet Wanking is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a blunt, humorous verse on online addiction, distraction and internet nonsense.

Sex

Sex

Sex is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a candid, witty verse on sex, relationships and society’s mixed messages about intimacy.

Adverts

Adverts

Adverts is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a satirical verse on advertising manipulation and selling us things we never needed.

Charity Collectors

Charity Collectors

Charity Collectors is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a wry verse on street fundraisers and guilt-trip charity collecting tactics.

Christmas

Christmas

Christmas is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a funny, irreverent verse on the commercialisation of Christmas and festive madness.

Music

Music

Music is a poem by Billy Watson from his book Politically Corrected – a passionate verse on the power of music and what it means to be a musician.

All Writing

Billy’s complete written output — poetry, comedy, social commentary, stories and song lyrics.


Duality or Love

A collection of poetry exploring love, longing and the contradictions of human connection. Reflective and romantic in equal measure.

Duality or Love (51)


Buckin’ Cunny Funt

Adult comedy writing in Billy’s native Scottish tongue — drink, drugs, chaos and unfiltered observations on life.

Buckin’ Cunny Funt (45)


Silly Billy

Songs and lyrics Billy has written or attempted to sing — from heartfelt to gloriously ridiculous.

Silly Billy (40)


Politically Corrected

Social commentary and satire — Billy’s take on politics, society and the madness of the modern world.

Politically Corrected (15)


Sex, Drugs and Marriage

Tales from Billy’s sordid life. The complete story behind his Edinburgh Festival show.

Sex, Drugs & Marriage (2)


The Plane Facts

Longer narrative poems with a story arc — deeper dives into specific moments, people and ideas.

The Plane Facts (1)


New Book

Fresh writing that hasn’t yet made it into a published collection — new material in progress.

New Book (1)

What People Say

“So cleverly written, can relate to so much of this, loving it.”

Wild Forager

“What a difference nowadays to read someone’s writing that is honest and genuinely from the heart.”

Andy-of-the-family-Lindsay

“Searingly honest and darkly funny. Read it in one sitting.”

B. Rose

“Brilliant and hilarious in equal measure. More please.”

Peter — Amazon reviewer

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