Writing Hub

Books, poetry, stories and collected writings — Billy’s full bibliography

Writing Hub

Education

Education

A critical poem by Billy Watson from The Plane Facts challenging the purpose of modern education and what it truly teaches – and fails to teach – our children.

Goodbye

Goodbye

A heartfelt farewell poem by Billy Watson from The Plane Facts – a final word, a closing thought, and a sincere goodbye to those who have followed his journey.

Goodbye Cruel World

Goodbye Cruel World

A dark and candid poem by Billy Watson from The Plane Facts about reaching a point of despair and saying goodbye to a world that feels cruel and indifferent.

Work I Don’t Enjoy

Work I Don’t Enjoy

Work I Don’t Enjoy is a poem by Billy Watson from his Duality or Love collection.

I Know What I Want

I Know What I Want

A determined poem by Billy Watson from The Plane Facts about knowing exactly what he wants from life and refusing to settle for anything less than that.

I’m an Arsehole

I’m an Arsehole

A refreshingly self-aware poem by Billy Watson from The Plane Facts in which he holds his hands up and admits, with characteristic honesty, that he can be a total arsehole.

All Writing

Billy’s complete written output — poetry, comedy, social commentary, stories and song lyrics.


Duality or Love

A collection of poetry exploring love, longing and the contradictions of human connection. Reflective and romantic in equal measure.

Duality or Love (207)


Buckin’ Cunny Funt

Adult comedy writing in Billy’s native Scottish tongue — drink, drugs, chaos and unfiltered observations on life.

Buckin’ Cunny Funt (66)


Silly Billy

Songs and lyrics Billy has written or attempted to sing — from heartfelt to gloriously ridiculous.

Silly Billy (40)


Politically Corrected

Social commentary and satire — Billy’s take on politics, society and the madness of the modern world.

Politically Corrected (15)


Sex, Drugs and Marriage

Tales from Billy’s sordid life. The complete story behind his Edinburgh Festival show.

Sex, Drugs & Marriage (6)


The Plane Facts

Longer narrative poems with a story arc — deeper dives into specific moments, people and ideas.

The Plane Facts (141)


New Book

Fresh writing that hasn’t yet made it into a published collection — new material in progress.

New Book (1)

What People Say

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“Searingly honest and darkly funny. Read it in one sitting.”

B. Rose

“Brilliant and hilarious in equal measure. More please.”

Peter — Amazon reviewer

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