Writing Hub

Books, poetry, stories and collected writings — Billy’s full bibliography

Writing Hub

Nervous Energy

Nervous Energy

Nervous Energy is a poem by Billy Watson from the Duality or Love collection – a candid verse on anxiety, restless thoughts and never quite switching off.

A’ Dinnae Mince Ma Wurds

A’ Dinnae Mince Ma Wurds

A’ Dinnae Mince Ma Wurds is a Nob Stewart poem from Buckin’ Cunny Funt – an unapologetically direct verse from a man who says exactly what he thinks every time.

Dodgy Crowd

Dodgy Crowd

Dodgy Crowd is a Nob Stewart poem from Buckin’ Cunny Funt – a sharp, funny verse about the motley characters you encounter in your local area.

Our Little Boy Blue

Our Little Boy Blue

Our Little Boy Blue is a poem by Billy Watson from the Duality or Love collection – a touching verse about lost innocence, childhood and the passage of time.

The Damn Doonfall

The Damn Doonfall

The Damn Doonfall is a Nob Stewart poem from Buckin’ Cunny Funt – a darkly comic verse about hitting rock bottom and life’s best laid plans unravelling.

Beckenbar (Youth Football)

Beckenbar (Youth Football)

Beckenbar is a Nob Stewart poem from Buckin’ Cunny Funt – a funny, nostalgic verse about youth football in Scotland and the colourful characters on the terraces.

All Writing

Billy’s complete written output — poetry, comedy, social commentary, stories and song lyrics.


Duality or Love

A collection of poetry exploring love, longing and the contradictions of human connection. Reflective and romantic in equal measure.

Duality or Love (51)


Buckin’ Cunny Funt

Adult comedy writing in Billy’s native Scottish tongue — drink, drugs, chaos and unfiltered observations on life.

Buckin’ Cunny Funt (45)


Silly Billy

Songs and lyrics Billy has written or attempted to sing — from heartfelt to gloriously ridiculous.

Silly Billy (40)


Politically Corrected

Social commentary and satire — Billy’s take on politics, society and the madness of the modern world.

Politically Corrected (15)


Sex, Drugs and Marriage

Tales from Billy’s sordid life. The complete story behind his Edinburgh Festival show.

Sex, Drugs & Marriage (2)


The Plane Facts

Longer narrative poems with a story arc — deeper dives into specific moments, people and ideas.

The Plane Facts (1)


New Book

Fresh writing that hasn’t yet made it into a published collection — new material in progress.

New Book (1)

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