A’ wiz recently telt that
a’ wiz tae be made redundant
They said it wiz cause
ae cutbacks in ma department
A’ ‘hink it wiz cause
a’ telt the boss he wiz a donkey
An’ that’s why aw
his half assed plans go wonky
A’m nae yin tae mince ma wurds
a’m afraid
A’ve aye’ways got the guts
tae caw a black man a spade
A’ must admit though,
it gets uz intae loads ae trouble
Fur that particular mishap
a’ spent four months in hospital
Ma wife says a’ should
learn tae bite ma tongue
But a’ve aye’ways been the same
ever since a’ wiz young
A’ get worse aftir a’ve been drinkin’,
a’ lose aw fear
That’s why ma teeth
are shaped like a smashed cars rear
Ye would ‘hink gettin’ aulder
a’ should be wisin’ up
But a’ seem tae attract mare trouble
than the Scottish Cup
The redundancy money
would hae got uz oot ae debt
But as revenge
a’ telt the companies secrets on the net
Noo a’ amnae even entitled
tae ma leavin’ payment
Ma ex-boss doesnae care hoo
a’ will pay the bastard rent
Ma wife is threatenin’ tae leave uz
jist cause a’ lost ma job
A’ wish she and a’ bathe would learn
hoo tae shut oor bloody gob
There must be a career path oot there
that a’ could follae
Yin where ye dinnae hae
tae act so false an’ jolly
Where ye kin talk straight
tae yer so called ‘superior’
Wi’oot them treatin’ ye like
yer a brain dead inferior
Cause that is whit
the companies programmin’ has done
It has made the Arselickers
feel like they hiv won
A’ wonder if their wives
still fuck them on a regular basis
Despite the fact they’ve got
shit aw ower their faces
A’ cannae play the game
jist tae get ahead ae the pack
Although a’ wouldnae object
if they took ma sorry ass back
Cause ma wife’s affections
hiv went fae luke warm tae stane cauld
At this rate a’ll be lucky
jist tae see her tits again afore a’m auld
Maybe a’ should create
a new profession oot ae thin air
A’ could be a ‘wurkin’ mans’ advisor
tae Politicians like Blair
Tellin’ them straight whit the man
on the street is ‘hinkin’
But they probably dinnae gie a shit
we ‘hink they’re aw stinkin’
This political correctness
has got a lot tae answer fur
Jist tellin’ yer boss he’s a fuckin’ imbecile
is noo seen as a slur
Whitever happened
tae the honest exchange ae relevant facts
Like hoo it’s illegal tae use the legal name
or pay income tax
Come tae ‘hink ae it that’s probably
why a’ got the sack
They dinnae want
the rest ae their sheep turnin’ black
A’ wiz like a virus
infectin’ their well oiled machine
Nae way could a’ be let loose
in their barely adequate canteen
Cause if we aw grasped the truth
that usin’ the legal name is fraud
That would bring an end
tae their paper money god
This scarcity system would collapse
afore oor very eyes
An’ we wouldnae hae tae pit up wi’
any mare fuckin’ luciferic lies
We could come taegethir
an’ form lovin’ human communities
Based on sharin’ an’ carin’ fur each other
an’ creatin’ opportunities
Oor consciousness would expand
far beyond this patriarchal matrix
Wummin could even take a turn ae playin’
the role ae the dominatrix
Peace and joy would come
fae lettin’ oor demons be laid tae rest
By walkin’ awa’ fae oor ownership
we will hae passed the test
Ye may say a’m jist a dreamer
whae lives in an imaginary reality
If ye werenae sae brainwashed ye would see
that is exactly the basis ae legality
It turns oot that the boss did me a favour
by tearin’ up ma contract
Noo a’ am free tae turn ma mind
tae whitever a’ wish tae attract
So if ma wife doesnae start
tae soon play ba’ an’ get her tits oot
A’ will focus ma mind on attractin’
some burd that’s young and cute
Sure that winnae pay the bills
and ma wife’s lawyer will raise hell
But when ye dinnae use a legal name
that mare than breaks their spell
A’ll be in the hands ae the creator
an’ tagethir we will work some magic
If we dinnae then this whole story
will a’m sure turn oot quite tragic
Cheers the noo!
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