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Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, The Oh Sees, Jimmy Cliff and Primal Scream are just a few of the gigs inside.
Every Interview I have ever done including David Icke, Andrew Kaufman, Tom Cowan, Dawn Lester, David Parker and many more.

Memberships

Spontaneous emissions from my mind straight to the computer screen. Every day Monday to Friday.
Access to all my previous Shooting The Shit episodes as well as being able to attend live every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
See my conspiracy ideas develop over the years as well as get insights into my private world in both Scotland and Turkey. I record one new VBlog every week.

Categories

Comedy and poetry gigs I have performed over the years as myself.
Comedy skits I have written and performed and stories of my crazy antics over the years. Topics like Football, Work, Charity Collectors and Conspiracy Theorist as well as stories about Amsterdam and Jamaica.
Humourous poetry I have written and performed as Hamish McTavish, Nob Stewart and more recently as myself. Real life stories such as Itchy Willy, Funny Cunt and Porn Addict.
EdFest
All of my Edinburgh Festival open spots and blogs.
My son started making videos of him torturing me when we lived in Turkey and in continued for a while after we moved to Scotland. Over 50 videos of him having a right old chuckle at my expense.
The songs I have written and others I have changed the words and made some videos for your entertainment.
Nob Stewart
I invented Nob Stewart because I wanted to sing but can't so I had to go for the comedy angle. He grew arms and wings and you can check out all his adventures, open spot gis and VBlogs here.
I started writing lyrics when I was trying to form a band and have continued writing words and performing them over the years. Mostly serious and spiritual in nature.
Scotland
Occassionally I get out and about in Scotland. Check out the blogs here of my travels.
Moira Brown sponsored Emma and myself to travel around Scotland handing out her book, Questioning Lockdown. Here are the photos, blog and videos of the epic adventure.
Sex, Drugs and Marriage
The full reheasal videos and script of my Edinburgh Festival Show, Sex, Drugs & Marriage.
Slavering Pish
Occassionally on a Saturday night I kick back and have a more relaxed chat with the members. Here are all the episodes thus far.
I lived in Turkey for 12 years and had a successful local website there called Antalya Living where I blogged about my life as a Scotsman living in Turkey. Check them out here. It was mental and still more blogs to add.

Edinburgh Festival Full Runs

ordinary punter 2009
Ordinary Punter - 2009
cominye
Nob Stewart - Comin At Ye! 2011
sex drugs marriage 2012
Sex, Drugs & Marriage - 2012
mad mental stories 2014
Joke Box - 2014
comin at ye two nob
Nob Stewart - Comin At Ye! 2
I performed 4 open spots on Wrong Comedy Show and then managed to get 5 full shows during this years EdFest. Check out every gig in full as well as video blogs and photos of the run.

The Tribe - Coming Soon

Dancing with tribe