A’ keep a close watch on the speed ae mine
A’ cuidnae believe when a’ got a fine
A’ nevir yince let it go ower the line
But fur yer sixty nine, a’ll pay yer fine

A’ didnae even ken ye stole ma car
Ye drove it very fuckin’ goddam far
Yer a big shit, but yer a porn star
An’ cause yer fine, a’ll pay yer fine

A’ cuidnae believe it when we got in a fight
A’ wiz jist dain’ whit a’ thoucht wiz right
The director telt me that a’ shuid tak a shite
A’d had a line, so a’ll pay yer fine

He wiz the prick whae telt ye tae open wide
Bein’ part blind a’ guess ye didnae see the guide
When he said so, a’ jist let the jobbie slide
Ye didnae ask tae dine, so a’ll pay yer fine

Ye done well tae steal that car ae mine
Why did ye hae tae drive it intae a coal mine
An’ on top ae that, a’ve now got a fine
Ye crossed the line but ye are damn fine

A’ll tak yer shit, cause ye ate mine
An’ cause yer blind, a’ll pay yer fine

Cheers!