The Olympos Bender
I went for a night out in Antalya in Turkey and stayed up all night drinking with my friend Callie, and we then decided to go to Olympos which is 70 km away to continue the party!.
I went for a night out in Antalya in Turkey and stayed up all night drinking with my friend Callie, and we then decided to go to Olympos which is 70 km away to continue the party!.
Nob talks about his Married Life in graphic detail, you know, as he does. If you are easily offended I suggest you stay away from Nob as he tends to blurt out thoughts what most deem to be too truthful to share with the world at large. You have been warned. 😉
Nob Stewart sings his version of the Rod Stewart classic Maggie May. He changed the words to make it about a prostitute he used to know called Suzie Hay.
Nob Stewart sings his version of The Rolling Stones Satisfaction. He has changed the words to reflect his penis length and how it has influenced his sexual life.
It would take some goin’ tae top ma previous Clusterfuck Circus antics so a’ had tae resort tae stealin’ a Bob Dylan song an’ turnin’ it intae such a classic that even Anna Secret Poet said she glad she hadnae tried tae compete wi’ it.
Oliver Pissed wiz the first mad cunt tae gie me a spot on his stage an’ so a’ went through tae the apt Basement ae Tennants Bar in Glasgae tae strut ma shit yince again.