Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 26 – Christmas Dance
Billy’s first suit doesn’t survive a shortcut through bramble bushes after the apprentice Christmas do — and the ethanol cure for his scratches is worse than the injury.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 25 – Powder Face
A cocky apprentice gets his comeuppance from a rigged talcum-powder contraption — and a face like Casper the Ghost.
Vaccine
A protest poem in Scots dialect by Billy Watson. Vaccine is a sharp, funny and unapologetic piece set to a punchy rhythm, telling the jab exactly where to go.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 24 – Foreman
A stag-do stripper singles Billy out for humiliation, until the foreman steps in as an unlikely hero.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 23 – Drinking Partner
Billy and Dave turn nightshifts into “quality control,” taste-testing industrial ethanol with Irn Bru — with sobering consequences down the line.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 22 – Water Face
A congealing-water trick goes badly wrong when Billy skips a crucial step and soaks his new team-mate Dave right in the face.
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