An’ they’re tearin’ doon sticky Kunt cocks
By noo they shuid’ve somehoo
Realised that they’re the dicks
A’ didnae believe that anybody
Wuid gie such a monkeys hoot, aboot a joke
As soon as the cocks were on the street
The Underbelly began tae shout
“Do not mess we’re the fucking best
And we’re going to take your cocks all out”
A’ cannae believe that a comedy venue
Cuidnae tak a joke wi’oot a pout
An’ aw the cocks we had tae stick were shinin’
An’ aw the posters we pit them on are pinin’
There are many ‘hings that we wuid
Like tae dae tae yoo
An’ yer stupid coo
Cause Underbelly
Turns oot yer a little bit smelly
Cause aftir aw
It’s jist a cock an’ baws
This year wiz gonnae be the year
That the spirit ae ‘The Fringe’ wiz ruined
But then Kunt an’ his gang stood up
An’ telt the fascists tae get tae fuck
I cannae believe that anybody
Wuid threaten tae sue a Kunt aboot a cock
An’ aw the cocks we had tae stick were shinin’
An’ aw the posters we pit them on are pinin’
There are many ‘hings that we wuid
Like tae dae tae yoo
An’ yer stupid coo
Cause Underbelly
Turns oot yer a little bit smelly
Cause aftir aw
It’s jist a cock an’ baws
Cause Underbelly
Turns oot yer a little bit smelly
Cause aftir aw
Yoo jist suck Kunt’s baws
Said Underbelly
Yer very fuckin’ smelly
Yer goin’ be the yin that fucks me
Cause ye dinnae gie uz
A fuckin’ gig
Ya cunts
Cheers!
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