Ma Knob, Ma Knob

These auld married blues
Keep yer pussy at bay
But noo a’ want tae feel ye on
Ma knob, ma knob

A’ want tae fuck ye sae hard
Ye cannae walk fur a week
Tae find ma knob is red raw
As if a’d shagged sheep

Ma conspiracy views
Keep yer vagina awa’
But noo a’ want tae feel ye on
Ma knob, ma knob

If ye kin tak it there
Ye’ll tak it anywhere
It’s guid fur ye
Ma knob, ma knob

A’ want tae dae ‘hings tae yoo
That’ll mak ye ‘hink a’m a freak
Ye’ll find yer clit bein’ licked
While ye’re asleep

Ma abuse ae the booze
Keeps oor genitals astray
But noo a’ want tae feel ye on it
Ma knob, ma knob

If ye kin tak it there
Ye’ll tak it anywhere
It’s guid fur ye
Ma knob, ma knob

Cheers the noo!