This is a shit life
Tryin’ tae live gallantly
Caught in a prison
Whit the hell is reality?

A’ opened up ma eyes
Got up, went ootside an’ peeeeeee’d
A’m jist an’ auld man, a’ get nae sympathy
That’s why a’ act sae glum, feel sae low
A’ get high, but avoid the snow
Anyway ma burd blows
Doesnae really matter tae me, tae me

Vimeo, jist killed ma site
Pit a gun against ma heed
Puwed their trigger, noo it’s deed
Vimeo, if a’ had a gun
A’ wuid come an’ wipe ye aw away

Vimeo, ooh
Why did ye go oot tae mak me cry?
If the vids are no’ back by this this time tomorrae
A’ cannae carry on, carry on cause nu’hin else matters

(Total cuntbags)
(Total cuntbags)

Tae late, yiv fucked ma bum
Made ma arsehole whine
Committed anothir dirty crime
Guidbye,Vimeo, yiv made me go
Ye had tae leave luv aw behind an’ ban the truth

Vimeo, ooh
Yiv made me wanna die
A’ often wish a’ had a gun tae kill masel

Vimeo
Ten thoosand videos
Ye removed fae ma site
Ya fuckin’ cuntin’ shitface total scumbag arses
Yoo fuckin’ dirty bastards
Ye really took the biscuit
Hoo kin ye live wi’ yerselves
Aftir destroyin’ ma life?

A’ am a bitter an’ twisted auld man
A’m a slouch, a’m a slouch, ma fastest speed is slow
Ma arsehole needs tighenin’
It’s very fuckin’ frightenin’ me

(Vimeo)Vimeo
(Vimeo)Vimeo
Vimeo made me go
Magnifico-o

A’m jist a pare cunt, naebody supports me
He’s jist a real man whae stood up tae tyranny
They took his life actin’ unlawfully
Easy come, easy go,Vimeo telt me tae go

Vimeo! Yes, they telt me tae go
Vimeo! Telt me tae go
Vimeo! Telt me tae go
Vimeo let me go!
Vimeo,Vimeo,Vimeo, telt me tae go!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, diahorrea, diahorrea, diahorrea, a’ve let it go

Vimeo wurks fur the devil tae attack me, attack me
Attack me!
Attack me!

Yiv got anothir ‘hing
Yiv got anothir ‘hing
Yiv got anothir ‘hing
Yiv got anothir ‘hing
Yiv got anothir ‘hing
COMIN!

So ye ‘hink ye kin ban me then cum in ma eye?
So ye ‘hink ye kin ignore me an’ hope that a’ll die?
Oh, vimeo, cannae dae that tae me,Vimeo
A’ am gonnae shout, gonnae first get me some beer

A’ hae tae get drunk
A’ hae tae get stoned
Aw cause, ae yoo, Vimeo

A’ dinnae ken hoo ye live wi’ yersel
A’ dinnae ken hoo ye live wi’ yersel
A’ dinnae ken hoo ye live wi’ yersel
A’ dinnae ken hoo ye live wi’ yersel

Ooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ma life doesnae matter
Naebody kin see
Ma life doesnae matter
Fuck aw fuckin’ matters tae me

Whit kin a’ tak up ma nose?

Cheers!