A’ shuid get a knob extension
Cause a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try
A’ cannae get nae, a’ cannae get nae…
When a’ve puwed a chick in a bar
An’ the dollyburd starts tae ride me
But she’s beggin’ fur fower inches mare
She’s ventin’ her frustration
So a’ hae tae offir her compensation
A’ cannae get nae, oh nae, nae, nae
Hey, hey, hey
That’s why a’ pay
A’ cannae get nae big erection
A’ shuid get a knob extension
Cause a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try
A’ cannae get nae, a cannae get nae…
When a’m watchin’ a porn dvd
An’ a man comes on tae show me
Hoo huge a knob kin be
But he must be a horse, cause his bloody cock
Makes mine look like the size ae a pea
A’ cannae get nae, oh nae, nae, nae
Hey, hey, hey
That’s why a’ pay
A’ cannae get nae big erection
A’ shuid get a knob extension
Cause a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try, an’ a’ try
A’ cannae get nae, a’ cannae get nae…
When a’m tryin’ tae please a girl
An’ a’m dain’ this an’ a’m tryin’ that
But she’s tryin’ no’ tae hurl
She says,“Baby better go, and take your own life
Cause with a knob like that, you’ll not get a wife”
A’ cannae get nae, oh nae, nae, nae
Hey, hey, hey
That’s why a’ pay
A’ cannae get nae, a’ cannae get nae
A’ cannae get nae
Nae big erection
Nae big erection
Nae big erection
Nae big erection
Nae big erection
Only a small yin!
Cheers the noo!
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