Cause we’re aw drugged an’ insane
Everybody kens
The emperor’s hae the bends
But we jist act like we are no’ bell ends
Cause we dinnae, want the truth, tae unfurl
We drip, jist like a pussy
An’ we stretch, jist like a pussy
We smell, jist like a pussy
But we ficht, jist like a little kitten
Queen Lizzy she’s no’ ma friend
Naw a’ dinnae want tae see her again
A’m goin’ tae tell the press
That she is possessed
Till everyyin sees that she is jist a pest
Cause we still, boo doon, an’ curtsy
We submit, jist like a pussy
An’ we strench, jist like a pussy
We cave in, jist like a pussy
But we resist, jist like a little kitten
It wiz pleasant there at first
We were quenchin’ oor human thirst
Then we fell doon here
An’ oor nevir-endin’ fa’ numbs
But whit’s worse is noo we need beer
Tae quench oor fear
It’s that damn clear
A’ jist cannae shit
Smelly farts are aw a’ kin emit
Ma guts are in pain
A’m at ma wits end
So please kin ye shove up a laxative, ma freend
A’ am angry, an’ noo, a’m aw messed up
We bruise, jist like a pussy
An’ we flatulence, jist like a pussy
We play dead, jist like a pussy
But we’re fucked, jist like a little kitten
Cheers!
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