Baby a’ dinnae really want tae ken
Hoo ye fucked othir men
Jist open up ma fly
Honey, dinnae mak me feel the pain
By drivin’ me insane
Or a’ willnae get a bone

Maybe a’ will start tae cry
A’ cannae forgive
A’ went them tae die

Maybe a’m tae scared tae leave
Cause yer pussy a’d start tae grieve

Baby, ye done adultery
Yoo saw ‘hings ye werenae meant tae see
Yoo an’ a’ are on a sticky wicket

Baby a’ dinnae really want tae ken
Hoo ye fucked othir men
Jist open up ma fly
Honey, dinnae mak me feel the pain
By drivin’ me insane
Or a’ willnae get a bone

Maybe ye will ne’er be aw the ‘hings that ye should be
It is time fur guidbye
The rotten apple ae ma eye
A’ foond somebody the same as me
Whae doesnae take commitment lichtly
Yoo an’ a’ are nae longir taegethir

Are ye happy?
Ye had tae go an’ hae yer fun
A’ hope they actually made ye cum
A’ jist sat at hame alane
Wonderin’ where the hell ye where
A’ wiz tae busy on ma phone
Tae pay ye the attention
That ye probably did deserve
A’ wiz a total fuckin’ stoner wastman junkie
Whae wiz mare intae bloody caw ae fuckin’ cuntin’ duty
Than tae gien ma wife some fuckin’ pleasure
An’ so she went an’ foond it elsewhere
If only she didnae make the porn
They would never ae foond oot
Noo a’m the laughin’ stock
Ae the fuckin’ toon
The dirty coo

Baby why’d ye stop takin’ the pill?
Are ye mentally ill?
The bairn cannae die
Honey, where’d ye pit yer brain?
Is it doon the drain?
Or are ye a fuckin’ clone?

Baby, go find anothir guy
A’ hae tae live
Oor love has tae die

Maybe a’ wiz tae naive
Jist hoo much ye could decieve

Baby made a faither oot ae me
Noo a’ll grow auld happily
Ma boy an’ a’ will be pals furevir

We’ll be pals furever
We’ll be pals furevir
We’ll be pals furevir

Ocht aye, ma boy an’ I
We’ll be pals furevir
That’s richt bitch
Fuck yoo
We’ll be pals furevir
Su’hin guid came oot ae misery

We’ll be pals furevir
Me an’ ma boy
An’ no’ fuckin’ yoo
Ocht aye
A’ wiznae perfect
But ye were fuckin’ much less so
So yiv got tae go
Tak it oot on some cunt else

Me an’ ma boy
We’re gonna fly
Up tae the sky
Oh yeah

They junkie daze are behin’ me noo
A’ am goin’ tae fuckin’ grow
Wi’ ma boy we’re gonnae go
Tae the toppermost ae the poppermost

An’ nae signin’ ae any deal
Wi’ any devil

Cheers!