When a’ gie ye a damn guid screw
By noo a’ should’ve somehoo’
Realised that there would be a queue
But a’ dinnae believe that anybody
Fucks yoo the way a’ do, so spread them noo
Smelly feet the word is on the street
That the fire in yer pants is oot
A’ ken ye’ve done it aw afore
But this time a’m gonnae mak ye shout
A’ dinnae believe that anybody
Fucks yoo the way a’ do , so spread them noo
An’ aw the shags we’ve had afore were blindin’
An’ aw the times ye came dinnae need remindin’
There are dirty ‘hings that a’ would
Like tae dae tae yoo
An’ ah’ sure ken hoo
Cause baby
Ye’re the only bird whae’ll shag me
So a’ll gie ye a caw
An’ screw ye against the garden wa’
Today is gonnae be the day
When a’ fuck the crap oot ae yoo
By noo ye should’ve somehoo
Realised what a’m aboot tae do
A’ dinnae believe that anybody
Talks tae yoo the way a’ do, ya dirty coo
An’ aw the shags we’ve had afore were blindin’
An’ aw the times ye came dinnae need remindin’
There are dirty ‘hings that a’ would
Like tae dae tae yoo
An’ ah’ sure ken hoo
Cause baby
Ye’re the only bird whae’ll shag me
So a’ll gie ye a caw
An’ screw ye against the garden wa’
Cause baby
Ye’re the only bird whae’ll shag me
A’ll give ye a caw
An’ ye’ll scream and squaw
Said baby
Ye’re the only bird whae shags me
Ye’re the only cunt whae fucks me
Ye’re the only wumin whae’ll touch me
Cheers the noo!
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