A’m as hard as wood an’ a’ ken ye luv a mornin’ screw
Ye ken ye’ve nevir refused
In fact a’ feel a’m bein’ used
Oh Suzie, a’ dinnae want tae cry, any mare
Ye shag me tae the bone, then ye tell me tae go hame
Tak ma money but dinnae tell me yoo’re a whore
Ma salty cum when it’s in yer face makes ye earn yer wage
Ye’re careful no’ tae let in run in yer eyes, ye say it stings
Ye are yin sexy fox
Ye luv it up yoor dungbox
But Suzie, a’ dinnae want tae cry, any mare
Cause ye shag me tae the bone, then ye tell me tae go hame
Tak ma money but dinnae tell me yoo’re a whore
Aw a’ needed wiz a hole tae stick ma willy in
Yoo provided several an’ became ma dotin’ luver
Ye ended ma droocht
Aw we did wiz stay in bed
While ye gave me, some bloody guid heed
But Suzie, a’ dinnae want tae greet, any mare
Ye shag me tae the bone, then ye tell me tae go hame
Tak ma money but dinnae tell me ye’re a whore
A’ suppose a’ cuid read dirty books
When a’ve got the horn
Or extend ma sexual cue an’ mak a livin’
Oot ae amateur porn
Or find masel a new girlfriend
Whae will spit polish ma bell end
Oh Suzie, a’ wish a’d nevir, cum in yer face
Ye made a sexual deviant oot ae me
Noo a’m as perved as a man kin be
Ye stole ma wallet
But a’ luv ye anyway
Oh Suize, Suzie Darlin
Why did ye dae it?
Why did ye nick ma wallet?
Why did ye break the bond ae trust between us?
We had a bond ae trust ye ken
Aftir a’ stuck ma dick in yer arse
An’ shot intae yer face
A’ thoucht we were united taegethir forevir
But yoo stole ma wallet!
Ye didnae need tae dae that Suzie
A’d hae gladly run up credit cards tae the max
Jist fur yoo
A’d hae remortgaged ma hoose
Jist tae keep gettin’ a taste ae yoor juicy pussy
Ye were some ride
A’d hae quite happily got intae serious amoonts ae debt
Jist tae shag yoor hairy pussy
Oh Christ aye
Whit a pussy ye hiv Suzie
It wiz the tastiest‘hing a’ve hid since
Ma maw’s christmas puddin’
An’ that wiz pretty tasty
Aw yoors needed wiz a cherry on top
Ye were some shag Suzie
A’ luv the way ye let me cum aw ower yer face
An’ gie ye big slaps wi’ ma deflatin’ snake
Remember at yoor place
A’ wiz first in queue
A’ ken a’ wiz yer special luver Suzie
So spread yer legs
Ye kin at least send me a photae
Come on
A’ jist want a close up
Suzie Darlin’
Gie ma wallet back tae me
Let me pay ye
A’ll get twenty credit cards
A’ll run the maximum up on the lot ae them
A’m tellin’ ye babe
Ye’ll be worth it Suzie
Even if a’ remortgae ma hoose
Big deal
It’s only bricks
Jist tak ma prick
Cause nae cunt else will
Cheers the noo!
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