When will ye pit a smile on yer face?
Fur yer dain ma tits in
Sae much a’ve had tae quit gin
An’ start injectin’
Ye’ll‘hink a’m barmy
Ma arms like a dartboard
Tae ease ma pain
Ye’s took a solemn vow
Fur any fun, ye’ll swiftly kill
Displayin’ yer tense brow
Sae much ma joy is all quelled
An’ noo a’m injectin’
A’m goin’ quite barmy
Ma arm’s like a dartboard
Tae ease ma pain
Yiv got the ken hoo
Tae seep intae a happy brain
A’ wiz jist tryin’ tae get by
But noo ma life’s doon the drain
An’ a’m injectin’
A’m totally barmy
Ma arm’s like a dartboard
Tae ease ma pain
So a’ve got tae leave noo
A’ hae tae emigrate, tae find a thrill
Cannae stand it any langer
Some cunts a’ jist want tae kill
The dour ae Scotland
When will ye pit a smile on yer pus?
Fur ye’re dain ma tits in
Ye’ve worn ma patience tae thin
An’ am still injectin’
A’m fuckin’ barmy
Ma arms like a dartboard
But that didnae ease ma pain
A’ve went insane
A’m ooooooooooooooooooooooot the game
Cheers!


