It is no use talking to an old ex-soldier
Unless you believe he outshines Mulder
For he will bore you to death about his days
‘When I was in the army…’, is all he says
Whatever tale you may have to tell
He has done it but a little bit better
However much you had to drink last night
He drank that before his first shite
It is no use listening to an old ex-soldier
Unless you like bashing your head with a boulder
For he will bore you to death about his lays
When he was in the army in the good old days
Whatever place you have been to see
He doesn’t care for he has seen it all
However far you pushed your limit
He out done it while wearing no simit
It is no use drinking with an old ex-soldier
Unless you enjoy fighting an old army folder
For he will bore you to death in military ways
When he was in the army there were no gays
Whatever career you choose to have
He will not believe it is as good as war
However often you say shut the fuck up
He will ignore you for he is only a scrub
Cheers!
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