Ye ken a’
A’ want a hot chick
But a’ cannae afford none
Cause women they dinnae want
A poor cheapskate bum

It’s been sae long
Since a’ got ma hole
A’m gonna commit a crime
A’m gonna go insane
A’m gonnae lose ma mind
A’m gonnae rob a bank

Money, money
Turns shit tae honey
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Solves all yer needs

Cause when ye got money, money
Turns sad tae funny
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Goodbye prayer beads

Ye ken a’
A’ want a sweet bird
But a’ cannae find one
Cause ladies they dinnae want
A life on the run

It’s been sae long
Since a’ got ma hole
A’m gonnae commit a crime
A’m gonnae go insane
A’m gonnae lose ma mind
A’m gonnae rob a bank

Money, money
Makes clouds go sunny
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Helps ye dae the deed

Cause when ye got money, money
Listen tae me sonny
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Ye kin spread yer seed

Money, money
Turns shit tae honey
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Solves all yer needs
Cause when ye got money, money
Pussies they go runny
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Broads want tae breed

Cause when ye got money, money
Ye get a Playboy Bunny
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Hoo auld men succeed

But when ye got nae money nae money
That shit ain’t funny
Nae money, money, money
Nae money, money, money
Ye gottae kneel doon an’ plead

Cheers the noo!