Yeah man, he got some big goddam balls
A’ gotta baws
Yeah, mine ain’t too shabby either
We gotta baws
Taegether we got serious baws
We gotta baws
That’s why they call uz, ‘The Testical Brothers’
Ye may ‘hink that we got little baws
Because we’re fat…an’ we’re agein’
But be warned
We ain’t lyin’
When we say we got the biggest baws
Ye’ve evir seen
If ye want tae challenge uz
Wi’ the little tiny beans ye got
Ye better join them altogether
But ye will still fa’ plenty short
Why dae ye ‘hink a’ wear a kilt?
A’ cannae find pants that are big enough
Tae hauld ma massive testicles
Wi’oot them turning blue
Why else would he wear a şalvar?
If he didnae hae huge big baws
Ye better no’ mess wi’ uz
Or we’ll suffocate ye tae death
Baws
We were jist born that way
We gotta baws
The midwives had nevir seen such a pair
Ye’re gonnae find oot just hoo
Incredibly big oor baws are
If ye ‘hink ye kin get on oor tits
Wi’oot uz blowin’ up
We dinnae take – nae shit – fae an ass
Or pish fae a bawbag
Ye wanna try uz?
Yer mental
If ye got a death wish
Come aheed
Ye’ll be deed
We will mess
Wi’ yer heed
Like the last prick
Whae made uz sick
He shat a brick!
Aw oor lives we’ve carried them
Sometimes in a wheelbarrow
On occasion we’ve even used them
As a mode ae transport
Oor ‘Space Hopper’ baws
They come in handy
When anyyin tries
Tae take the mickey
We bounce them bandy
We gotta baws
Ye got peanuts by comparison
We gotta baws
Even Ron Jeremy says we got the baws
Baws
We sometimes use them as safety nets
Baws
Children love bouncin’ on them
Baws
We rent them oot as trampolines
Baws, baws, baws, baws
We gottae profit fae them somehoo
Baws
Only problem is
Women run a mile
When they see
Oor space hopper baws!
Cheers the noo!
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