Yes a’ lost ma mind – a’ did it, a’ did it
A’ kent ma friends said there’s nae hurry
They should hae said
They should hiv telt me man
Dinnae throw yer life away
A’ threw it doon the shitter
A’ ken a’m gonnae pay
It’s costin’ me a damn fortune
Yea woe-man,
Yeah man, tell me aboot it, a’ got a woe-man
A’ got a woe-man sae bad, it feels like twa
Ye got a woe-man?
God, a’ got an uptight woe-man
Yes a’ got woe-man
She brings me woe
Noo oot ae love, still married
A’m in a bind, a’ hate it
A’ hate it
She doesnae shave anymore, she’s furry
A’ wish a’d nevir wed
Why did a’ get married?
She makes me want tae stray
A’ want tae commit adultery
But noo a’ want tae be gay
Yeah, she pit me aff women fur life
Yea woe-man,
A’ got a goddam bitch
A’ve got a woe-man
Dae ye got yin tae?
Ye got a woe-man?
She pits me through the ringer
A’ got a woe-man
A’ need tae see a shrink because ae her
Yeah, a’ got the blues man, that guitar is screamin’
Soonds like ye got a woe-man too
Ye got a woe-man too?
Yeah, that’s how a’ feel
A’ feel like that inside man
A’ feel the pain, the torture, the torment
That guitar is screamin’ like a bitch
Jist like ma bitch
A’ got a woe-man
She brings me woe
Ye got a woe-man?
A’ got yin, ye got yin?
A’ve got a woe-man
A’ empathise man, a’ feel yer pain
Ye got a, a’ got a, ye got a, a’ got a, ye got a, a’ got a,
A’ got a, a’ got a woe-man
We aw got woe-man
Ye got woe-man
Aw the guys wi’ tortured faces, ye got woe-man?
A’ got a woe-man
Ye single guys, ye learn fae this
Ye got a woe-man
Whitevir ye dae dinnaet get yin, set them free,
Yeah, let them bitches go!
Cheers the noo!

