
had a world record dream
She was desperate to become
the world’s most popular gangbang queen
She already held the record
for the porn industry’s first triple entry
But she hoped this cunning stunt
would ensure her place in degradation history
She set herself a reasonable target
of 20 Rugby Teams
This event definitely
had an oval ball theme
Her dream was advertised
to all the loners on the net
If you want to dip your wick it said,
this may be the best chance you’ll get
So three hundred cocks turned up
and formed an orderly queue
Our lady looked quite taken
by the motley looking crew
She lay down on the bed
and spread her bandy legs
She never needs to be told twice
to drop her smelly kegs
One by one they clambered on to do
what they had come to do
To take part in a New World Record
by battering her fishy pussy blue
They all went at it hard and fast,
showing her no mercy
She gritted her teeth for the act
was not complete without an ejaculating Percy
By number forty three,
her not so private parts began to really hurt
She wondered how long it was going to take
for three hundred pervs to spurt
After ten hours of constant banging
she said enough’s enough
The rest of you will have to find
some other freelance muff
But the good news is she had done
just enough to go down in history
Two hundred and fifty one pricks
all starred in her world breaking horror movie
But the dick who was next in line
took the rejection like a curse
For it was his dream to take
someone’s sloppy two hundred and fifty firsts
“What? 10 hours I’ve been here,
patiently wanking my turn
What have I done to be the one
that she has chose to spurn?
Well give me a hangman’s rope
and stick an orange in my mouth
I’m going to go the same way
as the Minister from England South
But coming back to Annabel,
like so many have done before
She has the cheek to claim
that she is not a whore
If you ask her why she done it,
she’ll say for fame and lots of money
But one thing is for sure
she will never be a Playboy Bunny
Even Hugh Hefner would draw the line
at fucking Annabel Chong
He has three hundred gorgeous models
form a queue to fuck him all day long
Personally I think
the whole sex industry is sick
Annabel wasn’t making love
she was just wanting men to cum quick
How far are we going to go
in exploiting fragile souls?
Annabels character certainly didn’t need
any more widening of it’s holes
I think the reason she got those men
to penetrate every nook and cranny
Is because she was encouraged to act
the part of a total fucking fanny
It is time to look ourselves in the mirror
and ask some timely questions
Will the Goddess look at our antics
and forgive our brutal transgressions?
Or will she shake her head
and get rid of us once and for all?
We have a long way to bounce back
to how we were before the fall
Cheers!

