I have been spending time researching Jesus
Getting it from the horse’s mouth of the Christians
My brain is so frazzled it is like I have been listening
To a number of conflicting programmed meta-physicians

There is too much information for me to digest
On the one hand it appears quite simple
Just believe in Jesus and you go to heaven
However, they do not teach that in every temple

For instance, some believe that Jesus is a myth
He was just a new face on a pagan religion
In fact no-one really argues that the Catholic Church
Just used him to take over and conquer the region

But there is so much to this whole story
That I can’t even begin to contemplate learning more
I have so much more to do with my life
Studying the Bible just seems like such a chore

That is not to say that the investigation was pointless
I do think people are now lacking in Biblical morals
Just imagining Jesus is living inside you looking out
Is a reminder that we should not rest on our laurels

If you ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?” in any situation
I found it can really make a difference to your actions
For instance, I didn’t engage a cam girl for over a week
It is hard to imagine god partaking in such interactions

I also noticed now if I think about watching any porn
It is almost as if I have to switch off my conscience
I am sure the parties involved are being exploited
So I pretend like I am not involved in the experience

When in fact I am the direct cause of their plight
As paying perverts are essential to their business
I think maybe the myth of Jesus could be a lesson
To make us face things that cause us uneasiness

Maybe if we raise our vibration up to acting like god
We could bring the reality of heaven down to this plane
I don’t think god would welcome scat muncher lovers
Or any other activities that are well below mundane

If we could all raise our enthusiasm and lose our fear
Maybe we will have earned the right to travel in space
Whatever we think about will come true in an instant
Like Adam and Eve at the start of the human race

You may wonder where I get my far-flung ideas
As they probably do not make that much sense
I have come to think that I am an undiscovered genius
Or possibly just one of the many who are dense

I will never be able to get my head around religion
I used to think Jesus was symbolic for a mushroom
For that could be the way for us all to attain gnosis
Maybe that’s what the Vatican don’t want us to consume

Cause I am sure if we open up their vaults of ancient books
We could figure out this whole mystery once and for all
If they were really the loving kind that they claim to be
Surely, they would want to raise us higher than the fall
The fact that we let them store away our history
Shows just how much we have fallen since the tree
Maybe we all just need to grow a pair of hairy balls
Issue them a final warning along with a decree

I am sick to death of being kept in the dark and fed manure
By the forces in this world who think they are elite
Let us tear down the system or force it to evolve
Then we will all be able to stand on our own two feet

Cheers!