This is the fourth night of my run at the Edinburgh Festival and tonight two people actually came to the venue to see me. They were Peter Burnett, who is a publisher who helped me get my book Buckin’ Cunny Funt out and his friend who he brought along to witness my insanity.

They saw me go into the building so they knew I was in there but when they went to the venue, the reception had never heard of me and said the only way to get tickets was to book online!

All they had to do was show them upstairs and I would have performed for free. So basically, Peter sent me a message at five past seven, by which time we had started recording some poems and I didn’t see it until after I had finished. So another night with no audience.

The Poems

Emma’s Footage

I met Neil Oliver when I was walking around the Royal Mile before the show and I mentioned to him that it frustrates me that he never talks about no virus. He said he was aware of the germ theory controversy but it is very hard to get that information on television. Oh well, I tried.

The Photos

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Cheers!