Can you feel the crackling tension in the air?
These times seem so exaggerated prophetic
Believers are waiting for their chosen saviour
Are they enlightened, misguided or pathetic?

For a start we have the twenty twelve crowd
Who think we are heading to a higher dimension
They intend to sit back and chill for a year or two
Then naturally they will achieve ascension

What they don’t know is the science is bogus
The planets won’t align and there is no galactic centre
Like those who waited for a comet to open Heavens Gate
They rely on exterior propaganda as their mentor

Then there are the satanists who await the Anti-Christ
Who will appear as a good man here to save us all
Then once he has achieved his throne he will turn
Into an evil bastard the likes of which we can’t recall

That would take some doing considering our past
It couldn’t be any worse than the story of Adolf Hitler
Or theVatican who organised Project Paperclip
With bank money rolled from Bush Jnr’s grandfather

Which brings us to the true Bible believing christians
Who accept the Anti-Christ will reign for three years
Before Jesus himself will return take his children home
Leaving the sinners to drown their sorrows in their beers

But the good news is that after three years of hell
Not even sadists will want to stay here with the risen Pope

Most of us will have repent and choose to live with God
After all he was the one that legalised mother nature’s dope

I don’t know what the Muslims or other religions think
I am sure they have their own saviour appearing soon
To me though standing back and waiting to be saved
Is like praying that one day you’ll see the dark side of the
moon

If we want a new world to dawn, shouldn’t we create it?
Not by using the power of thought or any hocus pocus
But rather by asking yourself ‘What would Jesus do?’
If he could empower you to help bring heaven into focus

Would making lots of money be at top of his agenda?
Or would getting rid of fascist bankers be a little higher?
Maybe if we stood up like men to use mother nature’s gifts
Jesus wouldn’t need to come and preach to the choir

To put an end to evil some people may have to die
Better that than living like obedient neutered mice
Jesus was a rebel who stood up for what is right
He lost his life on the cross because he wasn’t Mr Nice

I don’t care if he lived or if it is a total fucking myth
We can use his example to grow a pair of balls
Then we can live in a world of commerce and trade
With our loving neighbours instead of shopping malls

Cheers!