I get invited to speak at protest meetings
By leaders of groups designed to awake
So I spend many days doing deep research
So that the news I bring, is not in any way fake

This takes a concerted effort on my behalf
As I have a full time job to work around
I have been doing my best for over thirty years
To share alternative perspective’s I have found

I started my quest after watching David Icke
Who was a national joke after his Wogan appearance
But a girl gave me a tape called, Turning of the Tide
So I sat down to view it without public interference

In that video David mentioned some groups
That in my twenty years of living I had never heard
Not that I was a big fan of the nightly news
But the fact they were never mentioned there was absurd

Organisations like the Club of Rome, Bilderbergs or CFR
Seem to have escaped the news makers attention
It seemed like they had some kind of vested interest
To keep them out of the public discourse dimension

He also talked about things like how we can change
By not doing what we’ve always done habitually
From the day we are born things are done a certain way
It is as if we are programmed to behave ritually

After I had finished the presentation I put on the news
Immediately I recognised just how fake it all was
I saw the air of authority the newsreaders project
Was all designed to keep us following parasitical laws

They are claiming they are just doing honest reporting
But every sentence they utter is cleverly structured
Installing fear and worry deep into our subconscious
It’s almost as if they want the family unit ruptured

I don’t like being deceived on such a vast scale
So I began to look down many different rabbit holes
To see if I could find out who was behind the deception
And what they wanted with everyone’s precious souls

One layer of the onion got pulled back to reveal another
Then another, then another, it seemed never ending
But I’d gotten to a stage where I thought the time had come
That I should talk about my deep hole descending

But my friends were not interested in listening
To the various mysteries that I had begun to discover
They would rather just drink beer, watch football
And keep their head under their mainstream cover

I was taken aback by their apathetic attitude
As I thought it would be a given to want to know truth
But they had the cheek to call me a conspiracy theorist
Asking who did I think I was, by becoming a sleuth

So I gave up talking to them and tried my family
Surely they would give me the time of day
But they were even worse than my friends
All they could say was, “Billy, please go away”

They weren’t interested in hearing about the Royal Family
And how the Queen, was a shape shifting lizard
I even told them that the charity worker Jimmy Saville
Used his cigar as a wand because he was really a wizard

They looked at me as if I was stark raving bonkers
So I told them they’d better prepare for their microchip
They said I was crazy and then took the dog to the vet
To get one put in him, while I doubted our kinship

So I let sleeping dogs lay and moved onto my workmates
We were working in a very dangerous factory
Operating millions of pounds worth of chemical plant
Surely they would have the brains to be refractory

I told them the day after September the eleventh
That the towers did not fall at the hands of Osama
There is no way that a man in a cave far far away
Could cause that much destruction and trauma

This set my workmates off into a tirade of abuse
Not at the American Government, C.I.A or Mossad
But aimed directly at me for even suggesting
That planes bringing down those buildings was a façade

Their hatred increased when I said something was fishy
About Princess Diana’s death while being chased by paparazzi
I said maybe the Royal Family had something to do with it
Perhaps because every one of them is a practising Nazi

It wasn’t long after breaking that bombshell, I had to leave
My image was now on a par with that nutter David Icke’s
I wonder how many of those that ridiculed me back then
Are giving similar viewpoints now, share’s and like’s

As I saw it there was only one other way to go
I had to take what I had learned and turn it into art
Apparently a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
But I discovered that I was as welcome as a spacesuit fart

I tried to live up to the ideals of the sixties and flower power
Three chords and the truth seemed like a viable option
But music audiences treated me like I was Charlie Manson
The human family wanted to put me up for state adoption

I moved into the world of comedy after watching Bill Hicks
At last I thought, this could be the way to start the revolution
But it turned out that the comedy world is full of cunts
And my vitriolic political rants were an unwelcome pollution

So I moved to Turkey, as my performing career was over
Not to mention I was now public enemy number two
At least David could tour the world to get his message out
All I could do was sit in my apartment and stew

I spent over a decade there researching all conspiracies
I knew a time would come when truth people would crave
Some years I came back to take part in the Edinburgh Festival
I had to wonder if speaking your truth is daft or brave

Occasionally I would have an audience that got it
They hadn’t been totally indoctrinated by their schooling
But in my bid to wake the world up to the lies and deceit
Maybe I had to admit that perhaps it was myself I was fooling

I moved back to Scotland and went on the comedy circuit
Just playing it for laughs as I had caught the performing bug
But then the world turned upside down in March 2020
Maybe this was my chance to get inside everyone’s lug

I started an online show called Shooting The Shit
Where I could rant for over an hour on many a subject
For a while I had over one hundred people a night
Tuning in to hear me point out why politicians are incorrect

I interviewed many real experts in different fields
Mainly focusing on health and what really makes you ill
This is when I started to get invites to speak at gatherings
But what I discovered there really started to give me a chill

Even though these groups were supposedly awake
When I told them that virology was a fraudulent science
They still thought I was a complete psycho
Who obviously just revelled in stupidity and defiance

It took a while but eventually some got the message
In the meantime I got censored and banned from social sites
The comedy circuit doesn’t touch me with a barge pole
You’d think I was some kind of evil monster that bites

So I am now sick of throwing pearls before swine
When I turned up at protest groups to speak
No-one listened, as they have T-Shirts to sell and pish to talk
I have come to terms with the fact that I am a societal freak

I used to wonder why no-one supports my efforts
To bring knowledge, wisdom and love to the people
While deceivers like Rogan, Jones, Brand and Musk
Are given huge platforms to influence awakening sheeple

Perhaps the God of this realm is the parasitical demiurge
Which cannot allow righteous anger to manifest
So it finds a way to get false information to the masses
As the last thing it wants is for the public to be it’s best

Imagine a world where we focused on things that matter
Instead of chasing our tails in order to make digital money
Where empathy and compassion were at the forefront
And where you didn’t get banned for just trying to be funny

But the woke politically correct cannot seem to handle
A man who likes to keep things real and speak his mind
So instead I have to spend my days as a postman
Breaking down my body as I try to cope with the daily grind

I am tired of fighting with optimisation and algorithms
Which give me no chance of finding a generous audience
So I sit in my house working on my books and website
Knowing I’m not a shill, so I’ll never get to mass influence

I keep doing what I can to share my thoughts and art
Because at the end of the day when I’m on the other side
I can look back on my life in this demonic realm
And say that at least from the truth, I didn’t try to hide

If I have influenced at least one other man or woman
To think differently about how this reality is run
Then I can be happy with what I did manage to achieve
Bearing in mind I did it all, with a sense of loving fun

Cheers!