The second time wasn’t any better, in fact it was much worse! My friend had given us the keys to his parents’ house and said it was ok to fuck in their bed, as long as we tidied up afterwards and left the place like we’d found it. Famous last words, because after about two and a half minutes, my cock broke!
I was just acclimatising myself to this new sensation and getting into a rhythm when I felt a kind of a ‘ping’ in my helmet area. I instantly knew something was seriously wrong.I’d have gladly lasted two minutes less, if in meant keeping mycock in one piece.
I quickly removed the condom to see what the problem was, not thinking that I should have gone to the bathroom to do so. Next thing I know, blood is squirting all over the bed! My cock was like a burst pipe, at least until my hard on died down, which didn’t take long. That was the end of passion forthat night.
I’ve never thought blood and sex was a good combination. Which is just one reason I’ll never be a member of any satanic cult.
I believe some guys like to fuck women when they’re on theirperiod, whereas I’ll not even be in the same room when they take their knickers off for a pad change.
So, instead of lying in post cordial bliss, the rest of the night was spent hand washing the sheets and blasting them with a hairdryer that had about as much force as a gnat with asthma.
That was my introduction to sex, two sessions lasting about three minutes of shagging in total and what do I get for my troubles? A very disappointed young lass, a burst dick and a bed full of blood.
Do you ever ask yourself, ‘Why me God, why me?’ It’s a question I have been asking all my life. I’m still waiting on ananswer.
The main reason I think God exists is because of his personal vendetta. No-one can have as much bad luck as me by chemical chance alone. There must be some other force at play. God is out to get me, I’m sure …. as will become moreevident as we go.
The third time I tried to have sex with her it did feel like we’d accomplished something, although obviously not a female orgasm. It took me a while to figure that one out and even then, it wasn’t achieved through penetration.
From then on, I took to pussy like a young boy takes to toy soldiers, with all guns a-blazing.
Cheers!
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