My eyes are being opened at an astonishing rate
If not to truth then certainly to my false beliefs
I fell for Satan’s deceptions hook line and sinker
There is only one way to heaven and that’s the big chiefs
My first entrapment was down to youthful naivety
Getting drunk, taking drugs, absorbing rock’n’roll
I opened myself up to spells cast as great lyrics
Sang along as Satan put his hooks into my soul
I was convinced I would be a worshipped rock star
Even though I could take the drugs I lacked the crucial thing
I was too stoned to discipline myself to learn guitar
I could do Mick Jagger actions, but I certainly couldn’t sing
After following the trail to psychotropic nirvana hell
I discovered that my sanity was a valuable asset
I had lost my identity and was a paranoid schitzo
I would have given anything to get my brain reset
So I made the same mistake as a lot of broken hippies
I followed the Beatles into mindless mantra meditation
For a while I sobered up, so it wasn’t all terribly bad
But studying the Buddhist texts felt like mental masturbation
So I went back to drinking occasionally but smoking a lot
But now I felt partly enlightened, so I had a mission
I watched a few Bill Hicks videos and thought,‘I can do that!’
So I tried to harangue audiences into torturous submission
After a while I had made quite a lot of enemies
It turns out what you fight you definitely become
I fought governments but turned into a fascist dictator
To the conspiracy mindset I had thoughtlessly succumb
Also, because Buddhism didn’t make me feel like god
I got into the new age self-help tarot astrology trap
I wanted someone to give me answers to show the way
When in reality what I needed was a damn good slap
I even went as far as taking a jungle brew that makes you sick
With an interesting shaman with tiger stripe tattoos
Before the trip he asked what I would like the drug to bring
I sincerely asked him to ignite my dormant comedic muse
I asked this because I still had illusions of grandeur
I had booked myself to perform twenty-six one hour shows
Despite the fact that for four years I hadn’t been on stage
I was determined to prove myself to my doubting foes
Well, the medicine didn’t work and neither did witchcraft
Even the shamans voodoo gods couldn’t work their magic
I now realise that even ‘WhiteWitches’ are satanic
To try to do anything against God’s will, will always be tragic
That is why I have now given in, in trying to forge my path
I am learning to be humble and ask god what should I do
My main priority is the saving of my precious soul
After that I do not care if I even have another screw
Because I have come to realise that everything is twisted
The whole world is going to hell and nobody cares
The one thing we should be focusing on more than any other
Is learning to get on our knees and offer god our prayers
For if we ask him, we still have a chance of personal salvation
Fame, wealth and godliness are really not worth chasing
Right now I feel that I need to accept Jesus as my saviour
Then he will show how to deal with the problems I’m facing
Cheers!
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