A’ hate ma porn addiction
It drives me roond the bend
For at least 3 times a day
A’ polish ma bell end
A’ hate ma porn addiction
An’ so does ma lonely wife
Every nicht a’m on the computer
Wankin’ away ma married life
A’ hate ma porn addiction
It makes me want tae scream
A’ am sick ae lookin’ at beautiful women
Up tae their eyeba’s in hot man cream
A’ hate ma porn addiction
It is drivin’ me insane
There is nu’hin a’ kin dae aboot it
When a’ get the caw tae wank again
A’ hate ma porn addiction
Some people ‘hink it’s funny
A’ wonder hoo they would like it
If it wiz costin’ them sae much money
A’ hate ma porn addiction
A’ jist want ma life tae end
A’ remember when a’ used tae socialise
An’ a moose wiznae ma best friend
A’ hate ma porn addicition
It stops me bein’ creative
It’s been 10 years since a’ wrote a poem
Evidently that is extremely probative
A’ hate ma porn addiction
Technology wiz supposed tae make life better
Noo a’ dinnae even hiv time tae send an email
Far less write ma wife a love letter
A’ hate ma porn addicition
A’ really really want tae stop
A’ cannae even make love tae ma wife
Wi’oot ‘hinkin’ a’ want tae swap
A’ hate ma porn addicition
Maybe a’ should get a job
Yin where a’ hiv tae wurk ootside
Cause a’m tired ae playin’ wi’ ma fuckin’ knob
Cheers the noo!
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