It’s a long story but a’ ended up in Hisarönü tae try an’ make a living as a comedy superstar playin’ tae normies in a Family bar. No’ really built fur lastin’ success this gig. A’ made a promo fur it in the vague hope it would turn oot aricht.
A’ even went as far as makin’ a blackboard fur it an’ aw.
The gig went tits up when a’ said the wurd cunt repeatedly an’ folk started tae leave.
A’ did tell them it would be better suited oot the back wi’ folk whae wanted tae be there an’ noo jist random punters but dae folk listen?
They cut me short so they could get the Karaoke on the go. Ye ken a’m bad when this is a step up!
Later on a’ went intae a virtual wurld tae try an’ forget the whale sorry debacle.
Whit’s worse is that a’ got Scabies aftir a’ left there which a’ am sure had su’hin tae dae wi’ the mingin’ bed they gave us aw tae kip in. Wife an’ son included.
Cheers the noo!
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