Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 19 – The Hitman And Bill
Underage cocktails, a first girlfriend and a starring turn on TV’s “The Hit Man and Her” — where Billy loses to a wig but wins over the apprentice mess room.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 18 – Heroin Street
Billy’s bargain Falkirk flat comes with neighbours who’ll replace a stolen TV within the hour — cash in hand, no warranty — and a darkly comic plan to solve his burglary problem for good.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 17 – Driving Test
A rushed driving test, one careless drink and a broken headlight combine into a drink-driving ban, a cheap Falkirk flat, and some very resourceful heroin-addict neighbours.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 16 – Chemical Factory
At sixteen, Billy blags his way into a well-paid job at a Grangemouth chemical plant despite hating chemistry — and learns the hard way that a bike is no way to commute seventeen miles.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 15 – Tunnel Blowjob
A drunken tumble down an embankment leads to an ill-timed encounter in an underpass — and an unforgettable entrance for his girlfriend at Monday morning registration.
Sex, Drugs & Marriage – Movie 14 – Girlfriend’s Father
Already on his girlfriend’s dad’s bad side for putting her on the pill, Billy makes things far worse by turning up blitzed at three in the morning and christening the family living room carpet — much to the delight of the pet Scottish Terrier.
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