Par-lie-ment

REPRESENT US?

Who thinks that Government is there to represent us?

You do, aye?

Well guess what? You’re wrong.

I know technically that’s what they are supposed to do but in reality

Government is there with sole purpose to fuck you up the ass

with an Olympic sized Baseball Bat

Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to say that.

I know it’s quite graphic but I would rather literally be fucked up the ass

by a gay buck toothed donkey with a formidable sized penis than to be metaphorically fucked

up the ass by Evil Paedophile Fuckwits with no Soul who propagate an agenda to steal yours

by incrementally implementing a fascist dictatorship designed to turn you into an unthinking

unquestioning Worker Bee who bends over and takes Corporate Baseball Bats

up your tender red raw jacksi

with the force of steam driven piston

on a daily, second by second basis

You know, call me old fashioned but I would like to be a free man.

Instead of a caged rent boy.

Cause saying that they’re there to help us is like saying

That the prison warden locks your cell door for your own safety

Sure, if he didn’t there they may be a chance of you waking up in the middle of the night

with a cock in your arse

But the fact is that just getting born into this prison planet

Is an open invitation to get yer arse reamed

By mass murdering psychopaths

People like for instance Dick Cheyney

Who, indeed, for all the crimes he’s committed,

should be in jail right now getting rogered senseless by groups of angry Mike Tyson lookalikes

who like most people of colour are only in jail to increase the Private Prison profits

under the pretence of protecting society from evil doers.

Somehow I don’t think Dicks arsehole would come out of jail in one piece

We could only pray that Dick wouldn’t either…

you know, what with him being one of the biggest Evil doers going.

How come the real criminals never end up in jail? That’s what I want to know.

Oh aye, its because they are running the planet.

Silly me, I forgot about that.

Cause if they were all in jail we may just have a world of peace and harmony and my guess is

that wouldn’t be good for the economy and we can’t have that

otherwise the criminally insane bankers would

have to get a real job instead of just printing money out of thin air and charging interest on it

then getting us to use it and thus enabling them to own everything.

Good work if you can get it, they cannae be that fucking insane.

It was especially clever to get the governments to borrow it from them

Instead of just printing their own money

It’s as if the government is working for the banks instead of the people

I know, crazy eh?

Don’t get me wrong, banks have served a purpose

Money has been useful

To get us all up to our eyeballs in debt

So that we now, like children afraid of the Bogey Man

Spend our lives shitting ourselves that the baylifts dinnae come

And take away our Hire Purchase Wide Screen Brainwashing Box

Which would be a real shame

Then how would we know what Shampoo to buy?

Or how would we know if the Big Brother contestants are fucking each other yet

Or what corporate symbols to wear on our clothes

so that the school bullies don’t beat the crap out of us….on the way home from the pub

Or how would we know what evil schemes our illustrious leaders

are dreaming up for us next to accept without question?

Or how would we know which bank to enslave ourselves to?

But hopefully one day I hope we will all be mature and wise enough

To be able to wipe our own arses

With their worthless bits of paper

And when we clean enough of our greasy slimy lizard shit away

Fae the depths of our well buried rectum

We will discover the afore mentioned Olympic sized Baseball Bat

Which we kin start to remove one day at a time…. Sweet Jesus

By showing love to your fellow man

Instead of contempt, anger, fear and greed

I know that means football will never be quite the same

But without sacrifice……there would be no devil worship

And when the bat has been excreted completely

We kin aw stop walkin’ like John Wayne wi’ piles

Just a thought

But then again a’ve never liked Cowboy movies

Call me old fashioned but I don’t particularly enjoy the glorification of Genocide

Or for that matter being anally raped

By politicians with AIDS

Which stands for Abject Insane Devil Sickness

FUCKING YOU UP THE ASS

Because fucking you up the ass is the sole purpose of Government.

That is what it was designed for…the clue is in the word.

To Govern. Look it up in a dictionary.

You may be surprised to learn it doesn’t mean

To help you evole in the most loving way possible.

But rather it means to Rape and Pillage you and your family until the end of time.

It penetrates your rectum so deeply they could shove a dildo the size of

Big Ben up there and you wouldn’t bat an eyelid

In fact you would think they were doing a favour

Cause the one you have up there right now is the metaphorical size of the fucking CN Tower

You bent over to take it… thinking it would stop terrorists

When all it’s done is stop happiness

That’s why no one smiles any more

We’re all getting royally raped by King Dick

And his bunch of Merry Pranksters

Although maybe a better metaphor would be Satan and his bunch of

Sick Perverted Evil Twisted Psychopathic Paedophile Gangbangers

Which come to think of it is actually less of a metaphor and more a statement of fact

Well, at least accordin’ tae ma guru

David Icke.

Satan of course has many helpers, er, sorry, gangbangers

Running around the planet doing his dirty work

Be it Prime Minister, President or Fascist Dictator

(they are all much the same, same head different dress)

and they pass the laws and create legislation that enslave you into a life of servitude

to the so called Ruling Elite

I believe they gave themselves that name

I would have called them

Evil Fuckwits who Deserve To Burnt Alive While We Piss Ourselves Laughing

at their flaming soon to be corpses

But then again, I’m a Libran,

Maybe I am leaning to heavily one way in order to balance the scales

Cause I am sure they must piss themselves laughing when they send our children off to die

in one of their wars for profit

Still looking at it from a soldiers point of view, dying young abroad has got to be better than

getting old in Rochdale, so there is plus sides to War

Apart from expanding Corporate Interests around the Globe

while strip mining the planet of resources

To enable the Ruling Elite to continue their destruction of Mother Earth

In the name of spreading Democracy

So, as I said, it’s not all bad

The Ruling Elite are like Satan’s close family.

They don’t get voted in or out of power, they decide who tae give the illusion of power to

Once they have been fully veted of course

You don’t want to give a nice person a position of authority obviously

So if any gangbanger like say for instance JFK decides to fuck wi’ them. They die.

It’s as simple as that.

So that’s extra motivation to make sure they keep on implementing

the Ruling Elites fascist agenda

So let’s find the middle ground and call them The Godzillas.

Cause even if they are not Shape Shifting Reptile Aliens, they sure do act like it.

So in the grand scheme of things the Gangbangers

are nothing more than docile willing puppets to the Godzillas

They are frontmen who are materially well rewarded for officially stripping you

of any rights you ever thought you had

They may even think they are genuinely doing good by implementing a Police State

Just a pity their souls will rot in hell for all eternity.

Well, it’s a pity for them anyway.

The rest of us can wish them good riddance.

They’ve got a lot of bad Karma to work through in the lower realms

Cause as well as strip mining the earth and funding war they also perform

Satanic Black Magic rituals that involve literally anally raping children

That’s how they manifest and feed the Demons that give them the power

to keep the veil of illusion that they are actually doing good in the world

over all oor heads.

A’ amnae 100% sure….. but a’ believe that creates Negative Karma.

Which they will have to pay for some way some how.

That is the undeniable law of the Universe.

What yoy give out comes back to you….eventually….hopefully….we can only pray…

That the Gangbangers and the Godzillas will be on the front line fighting each other one day

getting’ mutilated by the very weapons they ordered to be made

I think that would be the start of their big Karma pay back

The only problem is that they leave offspring behind

who have the same dysfunctional behaviour patterns

After all Incest runs in the family

So their sickness is bound to manifest somehow.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think fascist dictatorships run by Psychologically Damaged

Adult Children who have no empathy whatsoever

are all they’re cracked up to be.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I know they get a lot of good press

But then again if they own and control the media then you would expect that, wouldn’t you?

They’re not going to tell you to tear down the system

When the sole purpose of the system is to benefit them.

Thats why they put it in place. They may have no soul but they are clever little buggers.

They believe in Darwins natural selection theory,

The survival of the fittest by any means

Including torturing and killing any competitiors

And they obviously have the best genes anyway

That’s why they are at the top of the food chain

Or if ye prefer….pyramid, call it what you will.

They are living the life of Riley… with us as their Gofers

Makers, doers, builders, plumbers, drivers, joiners, cleaners and fornicating masturbators

Yep, we are their willing subservient prostitutes

Essentially we are livestock and are treated as such

You don’t think they are eating GM foods do you?

That’s why most of them live until they are about 112

They have special farms to grow their food on

You don’t think the Queen eating fucking Tescos Vegetarian Sausages do you?

They are eating Prime Cuts from animals that haven’t had the fear of God put intae them

Just afore they get a bolt through their brain

The animals we eat know they are goin’ to die cause they have just witnessed

Six of their pals kick the bucket in the queue before them

So adrenelin full of fear secretes into their body

So when we eat the meat we aborb the animals fear and begin to Moo a lot.

And seeing as how they have an agenda to reduce the population I guess it won’t be long

before we are going to the slaughterhouses ourselves

We’ll probably just obediently get in line and look at each other, and go

(shrug shoulders Moo)

The Godzillas also eat fruit and vegetables that aren’t made of plastic.

Wheras we get to enjoy Frankenfood – Looks like food – Tastes like shit.

One of Godzillas shits has probably got more goodness in it

than the whole fruit section of Asda’s.

Maybe that’s maybe why we eat their shit…….on a regular basis

Mind you their genes are still even more fucked up than ours

Cause as I said it’s not just money they like to keep in the family

No, it’s sperm as well

That’s why not only are they evil fuckwits but they are ugly evil fuckwits

They are so inbred they make people from Cornwall look like they are distant cousins

So instead of telling you to tear down their system

They try to scare you into thinking that if you even think about it

Be prepared to spend some time in jail avoiding the shower

That’s why people in Japan know it is not a good idea to be

The nail that sticks out

Cause they will be eaten alive by the by the first Godzilla to reveal themselves in public

Ye ken, the movie star yin.

Cause the Godzillas also control the human traitors from the top tae the bottom

of the Law Enforcement Pyramid

You may know them as The Police Force

Or rather to give them their correct title

The Policy Enforcers.

You know, those who have the power to put you under lock and key

just because they feel like it.

“What shall we do today Sarge?”

“Let’s see, it’s getting’ near the end of the month, let’s go round up some peasants and charge

them for breathing.

We have our targets to meet and we won’t get our bonuses for chasing

the real criminals in this world, you know, cause they are our bosses.”

“Ok, Sarge, but what about the fact that we are creating a prison planet for our children

who may not be a self centred as ourselves?”

“Do you want your new flat screen TV this month or not?”

“Ah, good point. Let’s start herding them up then. Like the docile sheep they are.”

The illusion of Authority obviously makes them blind to their own shortcomings,

Mind you their boot camp training facilities do help has well.

So they system they have in place is the equivalent of

a Siberian Tiger toying with domesticated mice

Mice who think it is normal tae live in a cage and spin on a wheel

All day every day.

No matter what they do individually they are never going to be a match for

the all powerful all conquering all consuming Siberian Tiger.

Maybe once a week if they have been a good productive mouse they get permission to go to

another cage to get rewarded….with loud cheesy music…. 8 thimbles of tasteless lager

and some pork scratchings

Occasionally they may even find a fellow spiritually bereft inebriated mouse

to have a quick meaningless fuck with before they pass out on the cage floor…

just beside the toilet.

Hopefully waking up in time to rush back to their own cage to clock in just in time

to start spinning the wheel of misfortune while feelin’ like John Leslies alleged rape victims

Abused, unloved and empty.

Sound familiar?

Of course what the mice don’t know is that if they ALL refuse to get on the treadmill

Then the large intimidating Siberian Tiger itself won’t get fed

Cause the combined efforts of all the mice on the wheels

open a big trapdoor where large pieces of raw meat fall out

directly into the Tigers Cage ……or Private Bank if ye prefer.

Cause just because they lock the cages, the Tigers (just like Prison Wardens)

depend on the prison, to feed their need for power and dominance

What they dinnae realise is if they would only let the mice go

The mice would naturally move toward joy and happiness and would

probably return with a Key to open the Tigers prison.

The key being Love.

PARLIAMENT

Do you know where the word Parliament comes from? No, you don’t?

Well, it’s quite interesting, Parlie comes from the french ‘to tell’

And Ment comes from the latin ‘to lie’.

So by rights we should call it The Houses of Lie Telling.

So as I said it would appear that it’s not there to represent you but rather to deceit you…..

on a pretty vast scale… seeing as how, you know…… it controls the country.

Again, call me old fashioned.

But I don’t like being lied to by people who claim to represent me.

I’d rather they just told the truth.

Like ‘We’re in control and there is fuck all you can do about it!

So shut the fuck up and get back tae tillin’ oor land wi’ oor ploughs like the serfs yoo are. ‘

At least that is what they think is the truth and to be honest for the most part they are right.

But they can’t just come right out and say that can they?

Cause Secrecy is the name of their game.

It’s just like Monopoly except less fun

Cause if you don’t pay your debts you will goto a real Jail

Which isn’t my idea of a good time although granted the meals in there would probably

be better than the crap I feed myself

But the whole she-bang has been put together with secrets and lies.

Everyone knows when you tell one lie you have to keep on lying to cover up your initial lie.

Like one time I told someone that I was a comedian

And look where that’s got me.

So it’s a bit of a Catch 22 for them now.

They can’t come right out and tell us we live under despotism

Otherwise we may revolt.

I say may because people are so apathetic these days they would probably just say

‘Oh well, whit kin ye dae?’

And then continue to go about their business of being a corporate slave.

In fact, I think they are subtly telling us more and more these days that this is the case

In movies like The Living Dead and Zombies R U as well as Every Mainstream News Channel

And the more we ignore it the more their power over us strengthens

cause we realise this truth at a subconscious level

and the refusal to even acknowledge it makes us weak to the fucking core

So much so that even Sponge Bob has more backbone than us

And with our education system fucking Patrick is more intelligent

While we play the part of Squidward until the bitter end.

Grumpy, sarcastic, resentful, narcissistic and talentless.

We’re basically just a waste of flesh

At least the worms can have a good munch when we eventually blow ourselves up.

So actually these fucking bawbags, sorry representative’s of the people… do ‘Re-present’ us

because we are so pig ignorant of what they are doing we deserve everything we get.

And that includes Martial Law

As we demand the army tis brought in to save us from the Hoodies,

Instead of getting a gun and shootin’ them oorselves.

Cause just like Cattle we have been thoroughly domosticated

And we now rely on the Nanny State to protect us from our own children

A’ guess that’s what ye get when you hand them over to the state at 4 years old

To be indoctrinated…sorry educated.

Then buy them rap records and computer games full of mindless violence

For the next 12 years.

I think I can see why the youngsters are partial to a bit of thuggery

It’s all they see from Birth.

Christ we even brush theirs and our teeth with Fluroride which is a

n intelligence suppressing poison that even Dentists who are supposed to be highly educated

believe is good for your teeth.

Well it’s not good for your teeth and it’s even less good for your brain.

I am not sure if there is a connection between the level of intelligence in the average population

these days and the amount of fluoride is floating around inside us.

But I’m kind of guessing there is, you know, seeing as how…..

corporate and political interests put it in there.

I just think it would be a good idea to start noticing that we have a giant ever expanding dildo

up our ever more and more lubricated arse

Because then we might recognize that it would be a good idea to remove it.

It seems fairly obvious to me, but then again I don’t watch Eastenders.

I have better things to do with my life than to have an evil spell cast over it.

Although I should admit that I still do watch Football.

I do lubricate my arse in that way.

I mean, really, who gives a fuck where a ball goes?

Especially one of these new ones that takes of like a rocket at the merest hint of touch.

Does it really affect our lives that much?

Why should I care?

I’m not blood related to any of these guys.

People or I should say men, riot over where strangers kick a ball but not bat an eyelid when

another CCTV camera goes up!

How fucking stupid are these guys?

Don’t they realize if they stood up for their rights they could get these cameras taken down

And then they couldn’t be identified for smashing that Hearts cunts front teeth in.

Then everyone would be happy…. well apart from the Hearts cunt

but who gives a fuck about him?

But instead they all say, “Oh well, what can you do? That’s the system. Why bother fighting it?

Especially if when you do just kick a Hearts supporters cunt it

you can watch CCTV footage of it on News at Ten!

Fame at last, eh?

You can tell everyone you’ve made it. You were on TV.

Whoppe fucking Do.

A Star is Born.

FORBIDDEN TO TELL TRUTH

See newsreaders are a bit like politicians in that when they take their freemasonic oaths

they are forbidden forevermore to tell any kind of truth.

“Shall ye at any time tell a whole truth, a half truth or even a bit of the truth,

then you will be banned from the child abuse rings for a period of time

depending on the severity of your truthfulness

So if you want to keep on stabbing virgin brown eyes

Then play the fucking game, alright?.”

Yeah, play the fucking game to gain entry to the child fucking game.

Although, it’s hardly a game is it?

Although it probably is to them.

That’s how much of a soul they haven’t got.

JACK MCGONELL

Here’s an example of how they never ever even tell even a simple truth.

Do you know who Jack McGonell is?

He’s the ex Scottish First Minister who done so much for us

that we are all still feeling the benefit of it years later

I can’t quite remember what good he done but I am sure it was great.

Maybe he bent over a desk and took Tony Blairs cock so far up his arse

that Blair forgot about us ..for a couple of hours.

Thanks Jack, we had a couple of hours sunshine that day,

before Daddy Chucky turned his evil stare back on our raw arseholes.

I remember that day well cause I managed to relax my butt cheeks.

Which doesn’t happen too often living in Great Clenchedbuttland.

SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT

So last year Jack was on TV on the 10th anniversary of the Scottish Parliament

and the topic up for discussion was …

“Should the Scottish people get a referendum on breaking away from the

United Kingdom and becoming an Independent Nation?”

Now, why there is even a discussion about this baffles me

The answer is obviously No, isn’t it?

Why waste everyone’s time

Instead the Scottish people should just storm the British Parliament

and tell whoever is in charge that we want a divorce

We’ve been living in an abusive relationship long enough

And this divorce better go through pronto tonto

Or we’ll lift up our kilts and show you all our ginger balls.

Cause we are sick of lying in bed with you and your other victimized whores

Wales and Ireland

So the foursome is now a threesome.

We can officially withdraw the Union Jack dildo now thanks

And as it’s removed the pleasure is so great it is all we can do to

Spray you with our cum

As a parting shot

And then you can watch our butt cheeks really relax

As we form local communities based on sharing and caring for each other which are run by

Wait for it….the local communities themselves

And therefore we no longer live under the illusion of ‘Democracy’

We actually create a real one.

One were people actually get a say in the way the town is run

Based on their expertise on having actually lived there

And not where the decisions for the town currently get made 800 miles away

I grew out of the illusion of that kind of Democracy long before Tony Blair sent our

Weapons of Mass Destruction to fight an illegal war to fulfill some Biblical prophecy.

I actually realised Democracy was an illusion when the schools stopped giving us free milk.

I knew then that the game was a bogey cause all of the parents thought it was a good way

To spend their tax money but Thatcher had other ideas for it

Like crushing the Workers Unions

We still got tax payers donated free vaccinations though

Cause vaccinations had mercury and monkey brains in them

So most of us have now got Monkey Brain Syndrome

It’s like Autism

Without the side benefits of genius

And you wonder why grades have been plummeting ever since

Cause the teachers got injected with that shit as well

ANDREW SACHS

So anyway Jack was gettting interviewed by, eh, whats that guys name, Andrew somebody

it wasn’t Andrew Sachs.

Actually, can you imagine Manuel interviewing Jack McGonnel.

“Hello Jack, I can speak English, I learn if from a book.

So tell me Jack, How come any foreigner can come into your country and

steal all the jobs, even though they haven’t learned English?”

Jack would be like, “Well that is part of the new equal opportunities for learning scheme.

Everytime you order a pint or need your stairs cleaned you will get the opportunity

to learn Polish. Brilliant eh? And you don’t even need a book.

Which is just as well as really as no-one reads them anymore

Thanks to all the fun of learning being totally destroyed in school”

Eh, no Jack it is not brilliant. Just because a politician says something is good for the country

doesn’t mean it is.

In fact, it usually means the fucking opposite.

You see they are coming into our country and doing the jobs we won’t do

cause the pay is less than dole money.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that going to work for less money than

Not going to work doesn’t make sense.

Unless you work in a titty bar.

Then it may have some fringe benefits that are worth getting out of bed for.

We are trying to make sure people get a fair wage for a days work and the

influx of foreigners prepared to work for peanuts isn’t doing the country any good.

Unless they are working as prostitutes and men can get their rocks off cheaply

Rather than resorting to rape

Cause British women won’t shag them unless they have got a decent job

Which ironically have all been stolen by the influx of cheap labour foreigners.

İt is also eroding our National Identity which means if the shit hits the fan

And the army have to take control of the streets due to a people’s uprising

we are less likely to stand up for freedom together cause we’ll not be able

to speak the same language unless it’s “How much for a blowjob?”

Which I don’t think would serve us too well when getting water cannons fired at us.

So Jack please be a good boy and remove your tongue from your Masters arsehole.

ANDREW O’NEIL

So Jack was getting interviewed by Andrew O’Neil.

Now, Andrew thinks he is one of these hard hitting interviewers like Jeremy Paxman,

when in fact neither of them are.

A hard hitting interviewer to me would be like “So Jack” FUCKO.

“Do you understand now? Good.

You may be Scottish but you are a politician so on the “shall we let you live scale

You have about 10 seconds to fuck off before we start clobbering you with the baseball

bat sized dildos we just removed from our arse.

You’ve got 9,8,7…. ” and then sit back and watch him break Usain Bolts world record.

Of course if he gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness then he should be given a brush

and told to clean the streets he thought he used to own for the rest of his natural born life,

then he may by the time he dies wipe out a small proportion of his Karma

So that when he dies he will only have to rot in hell for half of eternity

Before being allowed to be reborn as a single celled amoeba

Which on the evolution scale is actually a couple of steps above a politician

At least Amoeba respond to stimuli

Whereas politicians don’t listen to fucking word we say

IS GORDON BROWN POPULAR?

So Andrew O’Neils first question to Jack wasn’t exactly a ball buster.

It was “So Jack, is Gordon Brown popular in Scotland?”

It was a fairly straightforward answer.

We don’t need to form a debating Society over this one.

What’s the answer? No. No, he’s not popular is he?

He’s about as popular as an Englishman,

wearing his 1966 World Cup Football top,

in a bar in Glasgow with his cock in your pint.

He’s about as popular as a Jew in Palastine driving a tank.

He’s about as popular as a Rod Hull and Emu were with TV interviewers

before Rod fell off the roof.

He’s about as popular as a guy with a huge cock in bed with your wife

and daughter.

He’s about as popular as a Peadophile at your childs Birthday Party

singing “Sweet Child of Mine”.

Basically he’s not very popular. But here’s oor Jack’s answer.

“Eh, well, I think Gordon Brown is more popular in Scotland than he is in England”

Oh, is that right Jack. Well, that’s obvious isn’t it?

Thats cause his fucking mother lives here!!!

Cause he’s got a personality that only a mother could love

And even then it’s probably only through gritted teeth.

DOUR GOLDFISH

My nickname for him was ‘The Goldfish’

Have you seen him talking? It’s like….

“Eh, the economic policies PAUSE that I implemented PAUSE are doomed PAUSE because I

set them up that way PAUSE cause that’s how my paymasters PAUSE the banks,

make their money PAUSE by collapsing the economy Hee Hee Hee “

See every time he did that PAUSE I had a strong urge to ram a baseball bat down his throat .

But that doesn’t fit with my image of being a nice guy.

Maybe if I put a suit and tie on I could get away with it.

Cause that is all you need to do isn’t it?

Smile for the cameras and say ‘we are doing it to spread democracy’

and you can get away with fucking anything….

including as I said before, children.

Not so much a joke that as a statement of fact.

Cause apparently the demons in the fourth dimension can’t be called forward without

A young ass being raped

Which I don’t know about you but that would kind of put me off

Wanting to bring them here in the first place

I’m all for sexual experimentation

But if it involves pre-pubescent children

Not to mention Trolls materializing out of thin air

I just don’t think I could get a hard on

Again, call me old fashioned.

I prefer willing participants who if they don’t have pubes

It’s because they’ve been shaved off

And I’m not an exhibitionist either but if I were I would prefer some hot chick

Watching me masturbate rather than Diana from V

Although, I dare say if the chance arose I may be tempted.. as long as she kept her skin on.

DEMOCRACY

Going back to Democracy, do you know democracy it actually means mob rule?

So if you all sign my petition, then in the interest of democracy I will quite happily take my

baseball bat and ram it down Gordons throat so hard that the evil entity that resides in his

heart will be forced out his arsehole to reveal itself as nothing more than a spiritual apparition of

Dick Dastardly. Cause he can’t win a race without cheating either.

None of us voted for Gordon Brown, did we?

So how the hell was he in charge of the country?

Someone explain that one to me.

Once again our school system has failed me on that one.

Tony Blair just passed on the Baton of Evilness during one of their freemasonic rituals

whereby Gordon Brown lay down naked in a coffin filled with goats droppings

while the rest of the cabinet gave him a Bukkake

while Lucifer, sorry, Peter Mandelson, slit the throat of a young virgin

before inserting his penis into the gap.

He then ordered Brown out of the coffin to catch the dripping blood off his cock

and mix it with all the semen, gargle it, and then spit it into a cup they have the cheek

to call the Holy Grail

which they put at the edge of a Star of David along with the young virgins

still twitching soon to be corpse

which enables a demon to manifest from the pits of hell to tell them

How much to raise interest rates that month as well as giving

his blessings to the new Puppet in exchange for what’s left of his soul

So now every full moon until he dies Gordon has to ream the arse of an 8 year old while dressed

as a giant lizard or else the demon will not be a happy bunny

And he’ll make Brown do something incredibly stupid like bitch about a

Harmless old lady when there are cameras and microphones everywhere.

Yep, his free thinking mind has been taken over by the Demon equivalent

Of Frank Spencer.

He misses it a second time and the photos of him wanking a goat

in his freemasonic apron will be made public

and he will be forced to get a job in the European Parliament

where the real power lies anyway

cause they really know how to put on a perverted sex party

Christ, they even sell the dvd’s on the streets of Amsterdam!!

By the way it doesn’t matter who gets into power and what party they are a member of,

the Baton of Evilness must always be passed on in the same fashion to the

next willing Illuminati Puppet.

Cameron had to do the same thing.

Of course, it takes many years of sexual perversions to get to that level

If you just jumped right into that you would be violently sick…hopefully anyway.

Cause if you’re not you should have been put down at birth.

That’s why there is all the porn on the internet though,

it helps to soften up future Politicians for their initiations

That’s why they are getting younger and younger these days.

In fact, Barack Obama was breast fed blood and semen.

By his real mother; that dark demon Ophra Winfrey

Anyone who thinks that Barack Obama got to be President of America

under his own steam needs their head examined.

Do you know what he actually said when asked about his election promises

“Oh, I don’t need to stick to them, that was just rhetoric I used to get me the job.”

That and the selling of his soul obviously.

This is what they have done since Politics started.

Tell the people what they want to hear and when they get in power then shit all over them.

Works every time with the docile apathetic masses.

Or as they are otherwise known, voters.

POLITICIAN IS A BUFFER

A politician in reality is just a buffer between who actually runs the show

and the profane who do as they are fucking told.

Eh, that’s you by the way.

In case you were wondering.

The reason I don’t include myself is because I have a soul and I refuse to let it be shat on.

Or rather I can’t be arsed working for a living.

I am not good at taking orders to do menial tasks of no importance whatsoever.

Which when I was working for Thomas Cook meant

a hellava lot of people never got to their requested destination.

I just couldn’t send people to Benidorm to get pished, lie beside a pool and turn into a beetroot.

So I sent them to exotic places like Afghanistan or Iraq to try and teach them the value of life.

And it worked cause if they made it back they certainly treasured every

moment in the rehabilitation centre

It was as if they had been given a second bite of the cherry of life

Just a pity they could only eat through a straw

ENGLISH PEOPLE IRRITATING

As well as Gordon Brown I also find English people a little bit irritating.

Actually that is unfair, let me correct that, I find them highly irritating.

Because when Gordon Brown was Prime Minster as soon as I met an English person

They said,

“You’re Scottish, eh?”

I’m like, “Aye”

“Well, Gordon Brown is Scottish.”

I’m like, “Aye, and?”

“Well, we don’t like Gordon Brown.”

“Aye, well don’t hold that against me. Thatcher was English. You fucking started it!!”

HANG THATCHER

Actually would anyone like to see Thatcher get hung?

You would aye? Well you are not alone there.

Cause if we lived in a true democracy, by rights, she should have been hung by now.

And here’s why.

Edward Heath and his cabinet which included Margeret Thatcher went against our constititution

in 1974 when they took us into Europe.

Which means that they are all guilty of treason which at the time WAS the only crime in this

country still punishable by hanging, brilliant eh?

Tony Blair changed that law just before he left probably because he knew his government were

about to do lots more treasonous things

Like appoint Gordon Brown as Prime Minister.

But I don’t think we should let the change in law stop us from Hanging Thatcher.

Unfortunately Heath is already dead so we can’t kill him twice.

We could open his coffin and shit on his mortal remains from a great height though.

While shouting Gardyloo

Just to keep the European theme going.

But we could have some real fun his cabinet members that are still alive

Although, if I had my way, not for much longer.

Now you may think what I am saying is just a joke and has no basis in reality but

Here is the full story.

A couple of years ago an ex policemen by the name of Albert Burgess came across

150 pages of hard evidence that proved beyond reasonable doubt that the full cabinet

Is guilty of treason and should have been hung a long time ago

Yes, Thatcherism need not have happened.

She should have been dangling from the end of a rope in 1975.

The miners could still be down the pit as we speak.

Although granted the ones in that went on Strike in the Eighties would probably be dead as

Well by now cause I believe the air down there isn’t the greatest.

Just going by the colour of their faces anyway.

So anyway Albert presented this evidence to a police officer in order

for them to arrest the rest of that particular cabinet.

Because even though we can’t hang them anymore we could still put them

In a maximum security prison, which is not quite a close second but it’s a start.

I am sure some of the patriotic inmates could arrange a few accidents.

But, and you may find this hard to believe, there is not one policeman in the country prepared

to arrest any of them because and I quote one Chief Constable who told Albert

“Although there is enough evidence to convict we don’t want our Station Officers photo

on the front page of every newspaper in the country

AND if we arrested one politician we would we would have to arrest every one

for the last 30 years!!!”

Fucking good. Go ahead and arrest them.

You are supposed to be Public Servants,

do your fucking job and serve us their heads on a silver platter.

You know, it is almost as if the police are working for the Politicians

Cause the arrest and hanging of every politician for the last 30 years

if nothing else would be a great excuse for a party.

I personally think it would set off more national fervor than the

Queens Jubilee and Charles and Di’s wedding put together.

I am the least patriotic person in the world especially when it comes to Great Britain

but even I would get my Union Jack out for that one.

We could even get Decorative Plates with your chosen politicians face on

to put on the wall to throw darts at.

My choice would have to be Thatcher even though she been out the public eye for a while

She’s still evil, particularly because she’s a woman, they should know better

Men are just fucking arseholes,

Before I met my wife I used to spend every night with my head down the toilet

Before she banned me from seeing my friends

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind

Maybe that was Thatchers philosophy

Let’s face it a lot of miners life span got extended

As she destroyed the working mans solidarity not to mention their backbone

By walking all over them

So when her plate smashes and falls to the ground I would dance on her

until she turns to fucking dust.

While singing “Hey Ho The Witch is Dead, Which Old Witch The Wicked Witch. Hey Ho,

that evil whore is dead.”

I don’t know if she really is a whore but it is slanderous enough to get the message across.

Some of you may think “Aw, thats a shame, leave her alone, she is an old lady now. Let it go.”

And to you I say “Fuck you. You play by the sword you die by the sword and

she deserves everything she gets in this life and the next.

So bring me my decorative plate NOW. I want to have some fun.

I am a man of simple pleasures”

RABBIT HOLE MONEY

Now I would like to go a bit further down the rabbit hole

and explain how we can bring down this tyrannical system that we all live under

and free us all up to do something more worthwhile with the rest of our lives

….like playing Jenga.

Instead of being slaves to bits of paper which we call money, which in itself is a total joke.

You know that the whole Banking system is based on a lie?

The bankers used to store gold and silver and give people receipts for it.

When they noticed that people were exchanging the receipts for value amongst themselves

they took it upon themselves to create more receipts out of thin air and charge interest on them.

Nice work if you can get it.

I suppose in some ways it was good because when they put a lot of money into circulation

people could trade and start up business etc but in other ways it is bad because it is impossible

to fully pay back all debt because there is not enough money in the whole world

to pay the interest.

Which gives the banks a slight upper hand.

Especially when they take it out of circulation by refusing loans so that they can grab

Property and land like the thieving bastards they are.

We can’t just go, ok, there is all your money back,

now fuck off before you bleed us dry of every possession we own.

If they could they I am sure they would bleed us dry of our own blood in order to make a profit.

We should all take our money and go to the banks and ask for the commodity it

is supposedly backed with, then watch the colour drain from their faces.

For instance, on British bank notes it says, ‘We Promise to Pay the Bearer Twenty Pounds’.

Go into your bank and ask them “Twenty pounds of what?”

See what they say.

They don’t want to answer that question. Funnily enough.

I can assure you they won’t be handing over twenty pounds of silver.

Which is what Sterling supposedly is, right?

That’s where the word came from.

Funny how that one gets lost in translation these days.

“Aye, sterling that’s just what ye call it eh? Doesn’t mean anything does it?”

“Nah, not much. Just your total enslavement.”

But remember Gordon Brown sold most of our Gold and Silver reserves to Europe,

so now we have got next to fuck all to back it up with.

It’s like me saying I am going to kick Ricky Hattons Butt.

I could say I will but my spaghetti arms are not enough to back up the claim.

So they might give you twenty pounds of fresh air but that’s about it.

On onotherwords it is meaningless and it is just used as a tool to keep you in your place.

It has no inherent value whatsoever, only the value that we give it.

Or rather that the government gives it.

They just say it is legal tender and BOOM as if by magic it is.

In reality it has as much value as Monopoly money which ironically is what they

Have created with their institutions and corporations who thrive on conning you out of it.

I suppose that is the power given to them by the Demons they manifest in their satanic rituals.

Say it and it shall be so or at least tell the people that,

the bigger the lie the easier it is to get them to believe it.

Just like Pearl Harbour, 911 and Robbie Williams.

They even have a name for their so called legal tender, it is fiat money.

Why don’t they just call it what it is…..imaginary money that goes up in value

As soon as it leaves the bank and comes back to them with fucking bells on.

There doesn’t need to be a credit crisis ever again.

The government can just print money itself out of thin air and charge NO interest on it.

That type of loan would actually serve people and help prosperity.

But we can’t have that can we?

How could the bankers can create boom or bust situations at will to enable them to suck the real

wealth like property and goods out of our hands and into theirs?

It would be a logistical nightmare.

Let’s just stick to the current form of slavery.

It’s the easiest way.

Don’t want to cause a ruckus do we?

Abraham Lincoln tried that with Greenbacks and look what happened to him.

Now I am not saying the bankers assassinated him but it certainly helped

their perverted sick twisted evil plan no end.

INCOME TAX

Do you know that 90% of your income tax goes pay the interest to the bankers

on the imaginary money that the government borrowed from them at 100% interest?

Money that, if they wanted to the government could print themselves and issue interest free?

Now I don’t know about you but if I could print my own money I wouldn’t be going to a bank to

ask for a loan…. especially at those rates.

Mind you if you are the government and you are working for the bank to enslave the people with

imaginary money then I guess that does make sense. Silly me.

There was me thinking that we elected the government to represent us

in order to make OUR lives better. I really need to stop doing that.

It is quite a large character flaw…being a gullible bastard.

That’s also the reason I got married as well.

I just need to remember that anyone who takes a large portion of your earnings before you get

even smell it probably doesn’t have your best interests at heart….cause they are thieves.

I am talking about the banks although obviously my wife could come under that

Bracket as well.

THE STATE OF THE NATION

Why can’t we have decent honest people with morals running political parties

instead of scumbags who will do anything to suck a bankers cock?

Probably because they wouldn’t get to the position they are in if they didn’t polish

Bell ends on a regular basis.

Their whole career depends on how much they can overide their gag reflex.

I think the Prime Minister should be someone like Billy Connelly.

He’s got balls the size of Watermelons

As he likes to show us by getting them out on a regular basis

He’s not going to get down on his knees and let wankers spunk all over him

He might not want the job but that just means he is even more suitable.

In Ireland the people people chose someone who didn’t want the

job of running the town but had the qualites that people respected.

So we should elect Billy Connelly cause at the very least we could get a good laugh

Watching him rip all the politicians in Parliament a new arsehole

Maybe that would help them remove their puppet masters cock from their old arsehole.

Cause right now we are sliding into Total Bondage, just in case you hadn’t noticed.

If we are not there already.

Bondage is a perfect metaphor for it too cause the Banks issue Bonds with interest

instead of Bills with no interest.

We have huge debt, what is the governments answer – get into even more debt.

Lets all swim up to our eyeballs in debt.

That will create a happy society…not.

Is it any wonder people are miserable?

The debt can never ever ever ever ever ever be repaid.

The only way money can come into circulation is by the issuing of it with interest attached.

Now granted, I haven’t got a degree in basic arithmatic but that to me seems like a system

That only benefits those who issue the money.

Correct me if I am wrong but if you have no apples and I lend you five apples

And you have to pay me back the five apples plus one extra apple

Bearing in mind that these are Monsanto GM apples and so the seeds are about as useful

As an ashtray on a motorbike, tell me how are you going to get another apple?

Produce it from your ass?

No, you are going to have to acquire an extra one from some other poor sucker who

Had to borrow from the only apple supply store in the world.

The end result being that someone somewhere is going to have to pay back more than

Just apples which is what the apples lenders want all along.

Cause they have got apples coming out of their fucking ears.

They are really after your bananas and pineapples and other exotic fruits of your labour.

Like your fucking house.

Technically America is the only nation in the world that the government is allowed

to print their own money instead of the Bankers printing and controlling the money supply.

Lincoln and Kennedy tried to do it but both are dead,

I am not saying there is any connection but lots of other people do.

So we in Britain have no right to take control away from the bankers

which means we have to force the government to legislate.

Which is a bit of a challenge as these days most of us haven’t got the willpower to read a book.

We need to educate ourselves in only the most important issue that controls your life bar none

Then we have to grow the balls to talk to your fellow man about what you learned

And encourage them to do their own research into how we can turn this world into a paradise

That’s if you can handle the stigma of being called a dreamer

I get that all the time but then again I dream

So it doesn’t bother me too much

Because in life you always get more of what you focus on

That’s why I don’t watch the news

I choose not to resonate with low vibrational fear patterns

That’s sole purpose is to stop you from dreaming

Which may lead to talking to your neighbours

About non government approved topics for conversation

If it’s not on the news then it’s a conspiracy theory

Relax, your politicians are in control

Is the basic underlying message

EVERYTHING IS A CORPORATION

Do you know that MP’s are actually Directors of a Corporation?

Yep, that’s right The Labour Party is a corporation. The Tory Party is a corporation,

The Liberal Democrats are a Corporation, The Scottish National Party is a corner shop.

And with the amount of Polish people in the country these days their leader

Alex Salmond is an ethnic Minority.

By the way I don’t want you to think that I am being racist against Poles or any immigrants.

I think everyone in Britain should join together to fight the corruption without any racial or

religious barriers and I will say this about Polish people….some of their birds are very tasty.

So let’s not be too hasty and throw them out the country without first shagging the arse of them

and I will tell you what, we can even let them stay if they stand up for a fair wage as well.

Mind you, a lot of them have realized that this country is going

down the toilet quicker than a tandoori shit

and are going back to Poland of their own accord cause according to two Polish girls I talked to

people here are even more depressed than polish people….which is saying something.

They thought the Reverend I.M Jolly was an animated speaker

yep, that’s how depressed the Poles are.

HEMP

So the political parties are corporations and that is why, no matter who you vote for

the same old agendas…eh, sorry policies never change

they just find more ways to rob you blind.

Like fining you if you put your wheely bin in the wrong place

I think we should fill our wheely bins to the max and march on mass to the local

Courthouse, storm the building and empty them all over the fucking courtrooms.

I think that would send a message

But no, we couldn’t do that could we?

Otherwise the Shareholders of the political parties would lose revenue if we stood up

For, never mind our rights, what about common sense?

When did that leave the building?

We’ve got to keep the shareholders happy.

Their profit line needs to keep going up and up until the end of time

or until we destroy the planets natural resources to such a level

that there won’t be any trees left to make money with.

Cause we will destroy every last tree on this planet before we legalise Hemp, nature’s

most useful plant times a billion.

You can get the same amount of paper from 1 acre of hemp than you can

from 3 and a half Acres of trees.

AND after harvesting the crop you can use the same field every year until the end of time

Instead of cutting down indigenous people’s natural habitat to satisfy corporate greed

And destroy the environment while we’re at it

We don’t want to do the sensible thing do we?

Heaven Forbid that we use hemp to make paper, clothes, run our cars and cure cancer

to name but a few of the almost limitless good things that it does.

Cause that might lead to countries suddenly becoming prosperous.

And for parties to go with an extra bit of swing cause we are as high as satellites

Which would make us less violent

So we could reduce the size of the Police Force

Or get them to chase real criminals

Which there would be less of cause as I said the country would be prosperous

But then what would happen to the Prison Industry?

Or for that matter the Cancer Industry?

Or the Oil Industry?

Or the Pharmaceutical Industry?

Maybe there are other reasons why Hemp is illegal other than our government protecting

Us from ourselves.

Maybe they are protecting their interests.

Or maybe I need to think of a punchline for this bit cause it’s all getting a bit too real.

If you don’t believe that Hemp can cure cancer check out The Rick Simpson Story video

on Google or goto http://www.phoenixtears.ca/.

He had 40 odd witnesses ready to turn up in court to testify that their terminal cancer had been

cured by hemp oil and the judge refused to take the case

and the authorities forcefully stopped him giving hemp oil to people,

effectively murdering them.

Which is nice of them to protect us like that

I suppose it does help to keep people in the cancer industry in jobs

So there is a plus side

Never mind that Chemotherapy only has a 6% success rate cause as well as killing cancer cells

it kills every other kind of cell in your body as well because it’s radioactive

Which, correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think that’s natural

They make a fortune of off that shit and as an added bonus it helps to depopulate the world

while pretending to cure people,

it’s a bit like the drugs they give to people with HİV, that actually cause full blown AIDS

It’s a good way to carry out genocide of a particular continent

If that’s your intention obviously.

So in the meantime, lets just keep demonizing Marijuana smokers shall we?

“Oh help, the stoners are going to get us. They must be stopped.

You know how anarchistic they get after a couple of joints.

They start talking about crazy shit like Peace and Love.

Even worse some of them talk about using Hemp to fuel cars.

What would happen to the oil business if we had clean fuel?”

BP wouldn’t have an excuse to wipe out an entire coastline of marine life.

They wouldn’t be able to force Carbon Tax on us either

Thanks to that blatant piece of propaganda An Inconvenient Truth

The lies in that film were almost as big as big as Al Gore’s paycheck

Or rather backhander

How the hell did he win a Nobel Peace Prize?

These days they are about as worthy as a Scottish Swimmers Certificate.

“Can you swim a length in a pool? Aye?

Well there you go there’s your nobel peace prize.

Oh, and by the way your 10 million dollar donation to our charity was very well received.”

So you can see why they made ridiculous movies in the 30’s like Reefer Madness to get the

people to demand that a plant, a fucking plant that grows on the earth be made illegal.

A plant by the way that it was mandatory to grow in order to establish America

As a wealthy country in the first place.

Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face.

Cause now we cut down rainforests which would actually help suck in all the supposed

Excess of carbon dioxide floating around.

Just how stupid are we?

I suppose it’s good in a way though cause now native tribes people can wear Levi Jeans

And drink Coca- Cola.

After all we have to maximize every potential marketplace and if we destroy

Thousands of years of plant knowledge held by indigenous tribes so much the better

Then the whole world will rely on Big Pharma

Just a pity they can’t patent plants so we have to use synthetic drugs

Which are unnatural to our bodies believe it or not

Unlike Hemp…..the work of the Devil.

Or something like that.

Is it any wonder now one knows their arse from their elbow these days?

Everything is arse for tit.

LEADERS ARE NOT DAFT

Mind you, our leaders are not daft. Maybe I should give them more credit,

if I have any to spare during this so called Credit Crunch.

Cause when the rainforests are completely destroyed they have already have a solution in mind

to deal with the tree shortage eventuality.

It’s called Population Reduction.

Whereby they will go into their underground tunnels and caves and the rest of us will

Be subjected to World War III

The Second War to End all Wars.

World War Two was just a stop gap

Yep, you can now officially label me as a total fucking nutter

Or to use the politically correct term.. a conspiracy theorist.

Which is a handy little label put in place by your masters to ridicule anyone….. for anything.

“I was talking to Jimmy and he believes that World Trade Centre Tower Number 7

was a controlled demolition even though a plane never went anywhere near it.”

“Oh don’t listen to that conspiracy theorist. That doeball uses logic to determine the facts.

What happened was a particularly heavy fly landed on top of it

and that’s what caused it to crumble to dust.

At least that’s what they said on CNN.

So it must be true, corporate media who serve corporate interests wouldn’t lie to us.

That newsreader who reported on it falling 20 minutes before it actually fell was

Just reading from the wrong script.

The teleprompter malfunctioned.

Technology’s not perfect you know?”

“Yeah, I know, look how long it took to inform NORAD that the planes were off course.

Obviously a radar malfunciton

Mind you that doesn’t explain why NORAD took so long to scramble the fighter jets

Maybe their Brains were malfunctioning that day as well

Thank God we have got newsreaders to tell us what to think.

Otherwise we might have to engage our own brains

Who knows what kind of mayhem would ensue if we suddenly develop critical thinking.

For a start, what would happen to the football season or alcohol sales?

Or every program on television?

Christ, we may even realize that pornography is well, perverted.”

“Fuck that for a laugh. Hey the game’s just about to start. Fancy a beer?”

“Of course I do, I am a worker bee after all, that’s why I drink lots of bee-r

It also helps me to numb my brain and be a good consumer cause of the

Amount of brain cells it kills but hey at least I am not a hippy,

Fuck that peace and love shit, lets get intae these bastards.”

HEAD ON CHOPPING BLOCK

So if a politician doesn’t keep passing laws to keep the corporation making money

then their head goes on the chopping block

which to me… doesn’t sound like too bad an idea… in the literal sense.

So when any politician says Vote for Me, I Stand for Change, what he actually is saying is..

“I’m a Lying Bastard, and I can smile while I’m doing it.

Cause the only change I stand for is the change to enslave you more than you already are

if that is in fact possible.”

Don’t think you have to be black to be a slave.

Do you think they care what colour of skin makes their limousines?

Or their private jets?

Or their little boys arseholes?

For these guys it’s a case of any port in a storm.

CREEDS TO FIGHT WARS

Thats why they send all creeds and colours to fight wars for them.

Do you think they are crying their eyes out when a white soldier dies?

To them there are two races in the world

The have’s and the cannon fodder.

Thats why I think that all soldiers should lay down their arms and if

Any politician wants to declare war then on any nation then

they better grab a fucking rifle and lead the way.

Then I may get behind oor boys in the desert.

Cause if our leaders were fighting maybe just maybe we would have a good reason to be there.

Never mind the fact that we have technology so far in advance of a soldier with a rifle

that it is actually a joke to send anyone anywhere with one.

That is just to keep the illusion going that we actually need armed forces.

We don’t.

All we need is a psychopath in charge of the country

And there is quite a few of willing candidates in the houses of Par-lie-ment.

Who will be more than happy to keep funding the Military Industrial Complex

until we have the capability to turn the Earth back to Stardust.

Mind you, I think they actually achieved that goal during the Cold War.

But it’s an industry so they gotta keep stockpiling

You never know when you may need to evaporate a nation.

So basically we are all slaves and as long as they get to play rulers of the world they will

Stoop to any length to maintain the illusion we live in a democracy
The concrete proof of that is Barrack Obama….a black President

‘See folks, we told you in the land of the free anyone can make it to the top

Even a nigger’

Ok, granted when it comes to skin pigmentation Obama is not exactly Kunta Kinte.

Although he probably has as much say as Kunta Kinte when it comes to making decisions

that actually matter.

KUNTA KINTE

And we too are like Kunta Kinte except at least he had some fucking balls.

We are different in that we actually volunteer to be whipped into shape

by doing things like going to school to learn how to act like Pavolvs Dogs,

applying for crappy jobs so we can destroy the last remains of our integrity

by sucking cock for a living,

eating GM foods even though they taste like bland water so we can deny our bodies of vital

nutrients and devolop peanut allergies,

trusting Doctors to test if Autism really is caused by injecting monkey brains and mercury

cocktails directly into our bloodstream,

watching Hollywood movies so we can be predictive programmed into thinking

that it will always all turn out alright in the end, don’t worry, be happy

listening to violent music….. like Madonna.

What, you don’t think Madonna is violent?

Ok, she may not have a gun in her videos but she has been perpetrating violent

mind control on you and your children for the last 20 years.

Remember she snogged Britney Spears and Christine Ambruglia.

Do you know what that was all about?

That was her symbollically passing on Satans Cum to the next generation of

mind controlled talentless victimised mind controlled wannabee corporate whores.

Who sold their soul to the devil or some evil entity in order to gain material wealth while

polluting your minds with subliminal messages about homosexuality, peadophelia,

sex for sex sake, perversions, gangsterism and any other kind of daubachery they can dream

in order to distract you from the beauty that pervades your unconsciously chosen

mundane existence

And we dance to those records.

“I am living in a material world and I am a material girl.”

The perfect song for Eighties Greed Mentality

That song makes me physically sick as does Madonna especially without her make up.

Britney in her school uniform on the other hand is a bit of a turn on.

I didn’t say I have escaped the peadophile conditioning entirely myself.

Especially when she has songs like If You Seek Amy

Do you know what that stands for subliminally?

If you Seek Amy = F.U.C.K Me

Point proven, and that is just the nipple on the tip of the iceberg.

Meanwhile Michael Jackson is singing about group male masturbation

Remember the video, two village people gangs literally coming together

in a big warehouse to sing “Beat It”

‘Don’t want to be a boy you wanna be a man’ means you better not

Cum too quick or else you are out the wanking gang.

LIFE OF A PARASITE

So anyway how do these corporations make money which enable their directors, the MP’s,

to keep living the lives of a parasites?

Cause that’s what Politics means.

Poli means ‘many’ tics means ‘blood suckers’.

Many Bloodsuckers.

Basically they pass so called Laws that generate income from the Docile Masses, the Zombies,

the Sheeple, the Worker Bees, the Profane, the Dunderheeds, the Scallywags,

the Bawbags, the Arseholes, the Fannies, the general public, call them what you will

Basically people who in good faith go to work in soul destroying jobs in order

to support their families and who don’t have as much leisure time as I do

to fart about on the internet listening to every political activist on the planet

from the Comedy Terrorist or as I like to call him Alex Jones, to Citizen Smith.

Maybe that’s why some of my ideas are a bit ‘out there’ and no-one listens to me.

For instance, I still think ‘Power to the People’ was a good idea.
That is why the government want everyone who is unemployed to do community service.

It’s not about people not contributing to society that bothers them its about the fact that people
with half a brain will soon get bored of mindless daytime TV and they will start to spend some
time finding out exactly just how their so called leaders are anally raping them.

That’s the one unemployment benefit they don’t want you to have.

The ‘What the fuck is that thing getting shoved up my arsehole?’ Benefit. Which leads to….

The ‘Just who exactly is doing the thrusting’ Benefit. Which leads to…
The ‘I am going to research the laws that govern my life’ Benefit. Which leads to…

The ‘Hold on, the system is heavily weighted in their favour’ Benefit. Which leads to..

The ‘Fuck this for a game of soldiers’ Benefit. Which leads to..
The ‘I think I will turn back into a Human Being’ Benefit. Which leads to..
The ‘These Scumbags are going fucking down’ Benefit. Which lead to…
The ‘Let’s make this planet a nice place to live’ Benefit
The ‘Let’s invite our neighbours over for tea and crumpets’ Benefit.
So as you can see it is in their interests to keep you in the dark and anally probe you.
If they didn’t do that you may just realise that total freedom is within your grasp
And your neighbours are real people with feelings
And not just fuckwits here to irritate the fuck out of you by how many times
They wash their car in a week.

REVOLUTION

So, as you may have guessed by now, I am not too happy with the current system.

Basically I would like to bring it to it’s fucking knees.
Anyone care to join me in my revolution? Yep? Cool.
But this time, lets make sure it is a Revolution that we are in control of and
not handed to us as culture by the power elite…. like the 60’s Peace and Love Dream.
They knew they had a generation of baby boomers who, just after the second world war
Were, let’s just say, a little bit disatisfied with the system and if they weren’t distracted may just
Use their still intact young sharp brains to bring it down.
Hence, Everybody Must Get Stoned.
Am I saying Bob Dylan of Columbia Records was in on the rouse?
Let’s just say ‘He was only a pawn in their game’ albeit a majorly talented one.
As were The Beatles.
Just ask John Lennon.
Oh sorry, we can’t cause when he was trying to expose the lie he was murdered by a
‘lone gunman’.
The CIA who had been harrassing him for your years obviously had nothing to do with it
Despite the fact they set up MK-ULTRA based on what the Nazi’s, who they had helped escape
Germany through Project Paperclip, had told them in the ways of creating multiple
Personalities in the victims of prolonged torturing and being able to program certain
Behaviours into the different characters formed like say for instance,
‘If you see a red flag go get a gun and kill a Beatle then blame it on your madness.’
So you see because of little things like that I believe that our Revolution,
should be a violent one.
We tried the Peace and Love version and it just got absorbed back into the culture
As tie-dye T-Shirts
Before this one is sorted I think that there needs to be a hellava lot of blood spilt
And bear with me on this one, this is a bit radical, just to even the fight up,
I think that we, the general public, should get guns as well.
That way if the shit hits the fan and the police or army come to my house to take me
and my family away to a detention centre I would at least have the option to kill them.
Seems fair enough to me.
If they want to pick a bone with me I want to put holes in theirs, namely their skull bone.
Then we can wear Tie-Die T-Shirts again this time with Policemans Blood making the design.
The more policemens blood on your T-Shirt could be like a badge of honour to show how
commited you are to the revolution.
Then this time the propoganda about ‘the Reds coming to get us’ will actually mean something
Basically whatever option they have to use on us I want the option to use on them.
Seems fair enough to me in a so called democratic society.
Tear gas, bazookas, smart bombs, nuclear missiles,whatever it takes to get them
Away from my front door I would be prepared to use
and I bet David Koresh would feel the same
Just a pity the army burned him alive before he got to tell his side of the story.
Whatever happened to Petrol Bombs, eh?
There’s something that you don’t see anymore.
They used to be ten a penny.
Everynight on the news someone was trying set fire to policemen. It was great.
Christ you get arrested these days if you just happen to buy a piece of cloth,
some petrol and a bottle of milk on the same day,
thanks to those lovely store cards that keep a record of every time you take a shit
but people still use them cause what do points make? Prizes.
Congratulations, you have just won first prize in our personality analysis competition
We have so much data stored about you now we can accuratly predict to within
One second exactly how long you will bend over to receive todays anal probing,
If we take away too many of your civil liberties on the one day you may lift your head
Out of the sand long enough to realise you’ve left your arse exposed to all and sundry
some of whom may not have your best interests at heart.
But don’t worry we’ll keep pushing you down the path towards total total enslavement
So that one day the only thing that will stick out of the sand will be your gaping arsehole alone
Then we will pour so much molten lava down your arse you’ll pray for a vindaloo with extra
chillies to try and cool it down but by that time
The microchip and barcode will not be in the store card but deep within your rectum
And then you will be guaranteed to think shite forevermore. So no change there then.
But if they put down their guns first and lead by example as leaders of society should
then I am quite happy for us not to have guns but as long as they don’t
well then don’t expect me not to store up some top of the range catapults.
Even though that would be like me going into the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime
with my arms tied behind my back.
There is only going to be one winner and I’ll give you a clue, it’s not going to be me
but at least I will have some dignity as my house gets set on fire by bradley tanks.

SOCIETY

And speaking of leaders of Society, do you know what Society is?
Normally you think ‘Hey, we are all part of society, everyone is in society,
we are all part of the same big happy society, aren’t we?’
Well if so, what is the name of our society?
A society is suppossed to have a name, right?
Well guess what? Our so called society doesn’t have one.
We should perhaps call it The Society of Obedience of Fuckwits by Fuckwitees.
You see a society is socially dominant members of a community united by mutual consent
for a common purpose.
Does that describe you?
I suppose it might do if you are a football hooligan united your lack of brain cells with the
common purpose of Beating up on other well dressed retards from neibouring towns
Then you could be in the Casual Arseholes Society and good luck to you,
you are welcome to each other but you’ll notice that the society does have a name.
So why doesn’t society in general have a specific name?
I will tell you why, because if you goto court and you don’t say that you are a member of a
particular society with a name then you default to The Law Society,
The Cult of robbing bastards society
and then they can ‘do’ you
Well, thanks very much for letting me into your society so you can fine me or send me to jail.
Touched I’m sure.
But it is also total Genius.
Because when say we belong to a different society then they will be the only ones left
in their one and will have to pay their own speeding fines and parking tickets.
Laugh? I nearly shat myself.
I think I will go and join a Tiddlywinks society just to see what the judge says
when I say that in court.
Somehow, I don’t think he’ll laugh.
They don’t have much of a sense of humour if you don’t play their little ‘your honour’ game.
I don’t think they want us to know that their system is a lie and we can take it down
anytime we want, all it takes is some willpower to grow a pair of balls
Cause if you don’t get to grips with the con game as soon as possible then you will
forever be a pussy and you’ll end up dragging the rest of us into the black hole of
our own making cause ultimately it is not what they do to us but what we let them do to us,
yep, we are bending over willingly, so here’s what we need to do to stop.
Just say ‘No.’
It’s not rocket science.

FIXED PENATLY NOTICES

When you get caught for something, say speeding and you have to pay a fixed penalty notice,
why do you pay it?
Are you just acting out of the goodness of your heart?
Or is it because you feel sorry for David Cameron and his cronies and you want to give
them a few bob more to help enslave you further?
No, you pay it because you think it’s the law of the land, don’t you?
You fucked up, you got caught, you pay the fine. It’s as simple as that.
It’s like, if the wife tells you to wash your used dishes immediately after your dinner and,
you just leave them by the side of the sink and then she comes along and demands money from
you each time you done that just because she said you had to. Would you pay her?
No, its ridiculous innit?
Well, she has about as much right to demand a payment from you as the government does
with Fixed Penalty Notices, in both cases no crime has been committed.
If you drive too fast sure you might kill someone
And if you leave your dishes sure they might pile up to the ceiling and eventually topple
Over and maybe even smash but they are both big maybes.
Maybe I will get to fuck a japenese cumslut one day.
Or maybe though breaking the speed limit you drive through a dodgy situation helps you
to avoid a crash even if there is a 10 car pile up behind you
And maybe piling dishes up gives your wife an opportunity to show how compassionate she is
By washing them and putting them in the cupboard for you without mentioning it and gives you
Opportunity not to mention how big her waistline is getting.
So there is always a way to look at things differntly

STATUES NOT LAWS

I have been doing some research and I discovered that all these fixed penalty notices like
speeding fines, parking fines, dog shitting in the street fines aren’t actually laws.
That’s right, let me say that again, they are not the law of the land.
They are Statutes. And there is a big fucking difference.

For a start if you are a human being you can ignore Statutes.
You see a statute is a contract that gets passed in Par-lie-ment that tries
to kid you on that you must adhere to it.
When in fact all they are just a bit of paper with some words on.
That’s all they are.
If you take it seriously then, more fool you.
You are quite within your rights to send them back to the sender saying, in effect ‘Fuck Off’
But you do it nicely. Say ‘Fuck off, Please.’
Because at the end of the day good manners cost nothing.

So what I am saying is you can drive as fast as you want, park anywhere you want and
as long as you don’t cause harm or loss to anyone it isn’t against the law.

Christ, if you really want YOU can go and take a shit in the street.

Preferably on David Camerons doorstep.

Why not? It’s supposed to be a free world.

But obviously we’ve got good manners so we don’t do that, do we?

We treat him with respect even though with every so called new ‘law’, that is Statute,
that is passed to get more money out of you he shits on your doorstep.

It is almost as if they don’t care about their fellow man.

It is almost as if they want us to remain in a life of slavery.

It is almost as if they would be happy if we died the day the day of our retirement.

It would save them paying pensions to what they refer to us as ‘the useless eaters.’

I think we should give them a nickname, how about ‘the walking corpses’?

LAWS AND STATUES

Let me explain the difference between Common Law and Civil Law.
You see we are under Common Law jurisdiction which means that no
Civil Law Statute applies to us unless we consent to it
And when we do consent to it there is usually a fine involved.
I think times are hard enough these days without volunteering to give them more
Of their monopoly money, don’t you?
You see a Law is something that the police are there to uphold…well, in theory anyway.

Like if I hit or steal from you I would expect to see PC Murdoch come and arrest me.

Fair enough, I don’t have a problem with that. That is good policework.

That is why I don’t hit anyone.
No matter how many times my wife provokes me.

I refuse to strangle the bitch.
Then steal her purse to go and get pished.

But many men out there still do that and get away with it.

Cause the Police are not interested in Domestic Violence these days
because there is no money in it.

But that’s why we have the Police isn’t it?

To protect ourselves from our psychopathic partners.

But what they pass in Par-lie-ment are as I said before not laws but legal statutes.

Which are contracts from which you can only lose.

It’s not like a footballers contract where you get offered a huge signing on fee.

You sign one of these things and I can assure you there will be a fee
but its not coming in your direction.
It is flying in the opposite direction from you, namely out of your pocket and into theirs.

You ever goto the Court and the judge gives you some money? Highly unlikely innit?
Seeing as how, guess what? Yep, that’s right, the courts are corporations as well.

How else do you think the Judge always has the biggest house in the town?
It’s not just because he’s close friends with the Stone Masons and a member of the
Freemasons or that he takes backhanders from certain Politicians friends like
Tony Soprano and the rest of that particular secret branch of government.

All in all it is just one huge big money making exercise designed to keep the
Socially Dominant members of Society ….well, Dominant.
That is why sexually a lot of them are Masochists because every yin has a yang after all.

It is also a Con. So let’s talk about Con…tracts shall we?

CONTRACT

You sees a contract is an agreement between 2 or more persons that creates
or modifies an existing relationship,
like for instance you could be shagging a bird and it would be quite good fun and,
then you get married and the fun goes right out it.

The relationship has been modified due to that fucking contract, literally a fucking contract.

A comedian called Doug Stanhope said this and I can’t put it any better. He said
“Can you imagine marriage never existed and you are dating and you say

“Oh darling what we have got is so special I think we should get the law involved.”

No you wouldn’t would you? It wouldn’t enter your brain but because everyone else
does it then we all think it’s what we have to do to show our undying love.
Instead of just demonstrating it on a daily basis.
Which would lead to a lot more healthy relationships either that or a lot more
Destroyed family units.
Still, you can’t have everything.

You see for any contract an offer, consideration and acceptance must
exist in order for the contract to be made and agreed upon.

Thats why it is considered good manners to ask someone if they want to get married
before organising the wedding.

You wouldn’t be walking to the shops with the girlfriend and say
“Come on in here sweetheart, I just wanna check this church out.”

She would be like, “Why, what for? I fucking hate churches. They remind me of Religion.
The thing that has caused more misery in this world than everything else put together.”

“Well funny you should say that cause both our families are in there and a priest is going to say
a few words to us but don’t worry, it will be fine, just keep saying I do.
And then we can let our misery begin.”

CHURCH INVENTED MARRIAGE

The church invented marriage right?
And they also invented the seven deadly sins of which Lust is one.
Ah, that’s why they want you to get married.
They don’t want you to have sex.
It all became clear.

Just have sex once a year to pop out another brain washing victim to support their guilt laden
religion but if you even think about it the rest of the year then you are a born sinner.

You must deny your natural instincts which may or may not include monogamy.
It’s not really up to a celibate priest who likes to fuck little boys on the side to tell you, is it?

To me that seems a tad hypocritical.
It’s a bit like the CIA telling you not to do drugs yet importing them in vast quantities so they
And the drug dealers alone can be the mutual benefactors.
Not exactly ethical but we stand for it anyway cause we are spineless cunts.

PERCEIVED AUTHORITY

So what if I was to send you an invitation through the post saying,

‘You may, if you want, come to my office next Tuesday and you may,
if you want, pay me £200, cause I have it on good authority that your dog shat
in the middle of 3 acres of wasteland and you didn’t pick it up to put it
in the nearest bin 2 kilometres away.‘

Would you come round to my house to give me £200?

No, I didnae think so.

You would say, “Away and boil your heed, ya fucking doeball.
Do you think we are stitched up the back?” at least I hope that would be your response.

The reason why you won’t pay me but you will pay the police fine is because
of their perceived authority, isn’t it?

That is why they wear a uniform and a ridiculous hat.
To make them seem bigger and more important than you but basically it is just a costume.
The world is a stage and they are just playing a part, that is why a Statute is an Act.
An Act of Par-lie-ment, they are all actors.
That is all they are doing. They do anything to get you to take them seriously.

So next time you see a policeman don’t let their uniform intimidate you.
Just pretend they are wearing a Noddy costume and that there truncheon is a pink dildo.
You will see them in a different light.

Remember all men were created equal under God and that includes Policemen
who are there to uphold the law but not police officers who are just debt collectors
for the corporations, they are scum of the earth and should be treated accordingly
with disgust and distaste and a severe lack of respect,
Actually its exactly like how they treat us
So let’s give them their Karma, they’ve earned it.
Yep, it’s Petrol Bomb time again.

GAME OF CHESS

Cause ultimately they are just playing with us.
It is just like a big game of Chess to them. Seriously.
That is why the police have those black and white squares on their caps.
They didn’t just appear as if by magic out of thin air you know. They know the game alright.

They make a move like taking your photo when you are doing 55 miles an hour in a
So called 50 zone on a country road at midnight with no cars in sight for 30 fucking miles
and then send you a letter asking for £50 and saying if you don’t pay
within two weeks it will double.

Which is nice of them. To give us the opportunity to pay half.
They are not all bad.
So now it is your move on the Chess Board.

Only thing is if you make the wrong move, like signing your name and returning the letter,
then you’re fucked. You’ve just arrested or should I say checkmated yourself.

It is that simple. You have just entered into a contract with them. You’ve lost the game.
Do not pass go, give them £50 and if you do it again next time you can give them £200
and as an added bonus, go straight to jail.
Ok, so there is a bit of Monopoly mixed in there as well as Cat and Mouse
Needless to say we are the mice who are being toyed with.

So we have to learn to outwit them even though they have not supplied a rulebook
or far less even told us we are playing a game in the first place.

Which in all honesty I don’t think is very fair. It’s not cricket Harry.

Even Snakes and Ladders comes with a fucking rulebook.

Maybe we should steal their speed guns then carry out bank robberies with their real guns,
phone the police ourselves and as they break the speed of sound trying to catch us
then we could pull them over and make citizens arrests for speeding.

Cause you can be guaranteed that a whole patrol will be dispatched to get their masters money
back and they won’t be checking to see how fast they are going cause Police Cars
don’t come with Speed Dials, only Speed Guns,
which again brings me back to the point how do they get all the guns?
Why can’t we stand at the side of the road with a speed gun and if a police
Car is going too fast we set off a rocket launcher to slow it down?
Seems like a good idea to me.
But no-one else wants to get on board with this idea of mine. They just want a life of being
In constant fear of big brother.
And that’s how we are trained to bee-hive isn’t it?
You see a police car and immediately think
“Oh shit, what have I done? I must be guilty of something. Did I pay for my petrol?
Did I come out the garage the wrong way? Did I go through a red light? Are my
Tyres at the correct pressure? What about the tred? Are my indicators working?
Is my seat belt on tightly enough? What about my carbon ommissions? Arrghh, that’s it
My carbon footprint is a size 9 today. I’ve used my quota up for the week. Oh shit, that’s it, I
am going down…on that policemans bell end as soon as he pulls me over. I need this
car for my slave job, I can’t afford to lose my licence, that technically I don’t need anyway, it’s
just another one of their con-tricks that I am too scared not to abide by. Is there no end to their
dominance? What’s that officer? Bend over the car bonnet with my hands behind my head?
Sure thing but please go gentle with me, I bleed easily.”

DIFFERENT LANGUAGE

The first thing we need to understand is that they are using a different language on us.

‘Different language? Eh? What do you mean?’ I’m glad you asked.

Cause on these contracts they use words that look like English.

They do, when you read it you would swear you understand every word
but I can assure you, you don’t.
With our level of comprehension it could as well be written in Chinese.

Cause they use different meanings from the ones you learned in school
as they use the definitions in Blacks Law Dictionary which I’m assuming
none of you have ever seen in your entire Nelly Puff.

Which again, I don’t think is very fair.

It is almost as if ‘they are trying to pool the wool over our eyes’ in order to rob us blind.

And I don’t like that cause I’m a Libran. The scales. Justice.
Just not their kind of justice which is in reality.. corruption.
There is a difference.

You see, the language of the Law Society has a name and it is called Legalese.

Now I don’t know about you but I never got that subject as an option in school.

It would have done me a hellava lot more good than throwing chalk at the French teacher.

I may have been interested in learning legalese as I would have realised that it would
have some relevance in my daily life unlike every other subject
in the worker bee indoctorination facilities.
I mean has anyone ever done algebra outside of school?
99.99% of people would say no.
Wheras, has anyone ever been pulled over by the police and been talked to in
A language that they didn’t understand was a different language to English even
Though all the words are same?
99.99% of people would say yes they’ve been pulled over but ‘what the fuck are you
Talking about – different language?’
I will come to that but basically it is part of the reason why I am not sending my son to school,
Cause I don’t want to waste his fucking brain cells trying to figure out Algebra and I also
Feel sorry for French teachers after the way I treated mine.

SWINE FLU VACCINES

I think instead of Swine Flu vaccines being mandatory in schools like they wanted to
I would make learning Legalese mandatory.

Cause it would vaccinate our children against their bullshit.

Which is a lot more deadly than swine flu, believe me.

By the way, I knew a way to make Swine Flu funny.
Every time I was in a crowded area I just went
“Achoo Oink. Achoo Oink.” Then watched people’s reaction.
It was great fun.

But even the name Swine flu is a derogatory term for us.
They are calling us Pigs. Bastards.
That’s our name for the Police.
We’ve got the copyright on that one. How dare they?

See how little scruples they have? It’s sickening.

FORM YOUR OWN SOCIETY LANGUAGE

See if you form your own society that means you can start your own language.

So I am going to form a Society called The Billy Casanova Society.
And in that Society I will change the meaning of just two words.
Yes will mean No and No mean yes.
That way I might get laid a bit more often.
Especially with my wife.

LEGALESE EXAMPLES

Here are a few examples of how they use their Legalese definitions on us.

When a cop is giving you a ticket and he says to you “Do you understand?”

Most of you would say “Yeah, I am not fucking stupid.”

But you are being very stupid because what they are actually saying in legalese is

“Do you stand under my authority?”

Which, I don’t know about you, but I would give a different answer to that question
and the second word would be ‘off’.

Imagine the fun you could have creating your own meanings to words.
That’s why they are on the 8th edition of Blacks Law Dictionary
cause they keep changing the meaning of the words.

Surely once you have defined a word it shouldn’t need any revision to see if the
word has changed its mind about what it means.

For instance, if I said to a nice young lady “Hey Bitch, get your knickers off”

What would she say?

Going by past experience I can tell you the answer is highly likely to be No.

But what if in my new Deviant Bastard Society, that means

“Alright Darling? I’m Gonna Fuck you up the arse, you gotta problem with that?”

And she said “No”

Well that’s just tough cause she has just entered into a mutually agreeable contract
and now I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
So she’d better bend over, cause she is about to get my dick rammed up her tight little arsehole
until she screams the place down.”

Now I know some girls like that but that’s not the point.

The point is I can metaphorically rape you and get away with it if I use legal language
on you which is exactly what is happening every time you give a policeman your name
and address so that he can send you a letter to invite you to court for your public ass reaming.

DELVE A LITTLE DEEPER

So let’s delve a little deeper into this. No pun intended.

In their terms a Summons means an Invitation.

And the word Must is synonymous with the word May.

So when they send you a summons saying you Must appear in court.

All they are doing is inviting you to their place of business to give you
the opportunity to pay them some money.

That is all they are doing. Sound like a good idea to you? No, I didn’t think so.

Most people’s answer would be the same as the one you gave me earlier “Away and get fucked”.

Even my mother who when it comes to people in uniform wouldn’t say Boo to Postman Pat
would have here doubts about that one.

She would be like “MMmmm. They are inviting me to pay £100 cause my bin was 2 inches
over the rim. Ok, well, I suppose I better pay cause that’s they system, what can you do?”

Unfortunately, some people are too far gone to help.

They have listened to their bullshit for so long that the mere thought of questioning
their authority is enough to cause a stroke.

HOW DO THEY MAKE MONEY

We are supposed to think that the reason they fine us for speeding and anything else for that
matter is to act as a deterrent, yeah?

What do you think their reaction would be if none of us ever sped again?

In theory they should be jumping for joy.

“Yippee, yippee, we have stopped them all from speeding.
The children can cross the roads safely now.
Just imagine how safe they would be if we cracked down on all the pedophile rings .
…..that we actively encourage and indeed partake in.”

But they wouldn’t be happy would they?
Cause remember they are a corporation,
they have to make money otherwise they would all be out of a job.

Imagine the policeman who was struggling to meet his target for speeding tickets that month.

“26 mph, bastard, 27mph cunt, 28mph wanker, 18mph, 18mph fucking 18mph,
right lets do him for going too slow.
Right you, out the car, 18 in a 30 that’s dangerous driving. ”

“But officer, I was just pulling away from the lights.”

“Oh, talking back to a policeman now is it? Do you want to get done for resisting arrest as well?

I’m 3 arrests away from reaching my target this month and if you don’t play ball I’m quite
prepared to use you to get all three of them.

In fact, let’s just check your tax disc, oh, it’s due for renewal at the end of this month
and this is what? The 24th? Right that’s it get out the car now.
You are a Potential terrorist and we are doing you under the new ‘
We Can Do You For Anything Act’ that has just been passed.”

That’s what it has come to these days hasn’t it?

Everyone is a suspected member of the ZZ Top fanclub.

SPEED CONTROL DEVICES ON CARS

They could if they really wanted to they could put speed control devices in cars
so that everytime you go into a 30 zone your car cannot go any faster than that.
It is not outwith the realms of possibility.
We have the technology. And that would also help to clear up the towns
of these boy racer arseholes with their highly irritating car alarm music.
Mind you, if they done that then we would have to find a way to kill them off ourselves.
Instead of them driving straight into a lampost at high speed to demonstrate
natural selection in action.
So I guess we need another solution.
Increase the fines, thats what to do. Increase the fines, we are not paying enough.
“Please Mr Government, as we are incapable of modifying our own behaviour
without a financial penalty hanging over our head, fine us more
which at the same time reinforces the idea that money is valuable in our fucked up society.
Cheers.”
Works every time.

HOW STATUTES GET MADE

Here is how these Statutes get made.
The Government dreams up a new super duper statute, let’s take for example speeding fines
Cause they were invented one day you know and they say right we
can make 2 billion pounds a year from this statute.
Who wants to invest in this one?

So some company, usually heavily funded by a bank will say,
Ok, we will give you 4 billion up front to get the rights for that statute for 5 years.
4 billion in, upwards of 10 billion back, not too bad an investment.

Better than the rates you get at the fucking bank anyway.

And you wonder why the banks won’t lend any more money to us?

They have found a better and more secure way to get their money out of us.

They get the government to do it for them by using policy enforcement officers
to act as debt collectors.

Your speeding ticket is really just a money order from another corporation.

Yep, that’s right, The Police are also a corporation. So much for serving society eh?

Well, unless of course you mean the law society.

Then fair enough, I guess they do.

WHO MAKES MONEY?

So the investors make money. The police make money. The government makes money.
The company that puts up all the speed cameras make money.
The courts make money and even the company who sends you the summons make money.

Guess who doesn’t make money?
That’s right, you. You lose money.

That will teach you for not thinking about the children on the roads at 2am on a Saturday
morning when there is not another car in sight for fucking miles. You doeball.
That will also teach you for not learning the truth about how you are being conned
On a daily basis and how your whole life is a big sham but never mind, at least you
Can look yourself in the mirror and proclaim yourself a good honest ignorant citizen who
Pays their taxes and sucks the cock of everyone who wears a name badge.

ROAD DEATHS WENT UP

And yet it has been statistically proven that the number of deaths on the road has went up since
they put all these speed cameras everywhere.
Cause everyone is so stressed about what speed they are doing they
don’t concentrate on fucking driving!!!!

“What speed am I doing? Whats the speed limit etc” Whallap. You’ve crashed.

“But officer I was only doing 45 in a 50, I wasn’t breaking the law, honest.”

“Tough titties, your passenger wasn’t wearing a seat belt and through his own free will,
he’s dead now. So we’re going to do you for manslaughter.

Don’t worry we make a fair old packet from prisons these days as well.
It’s one of our biggest growth industries. We’ve got our fingers in a lot of pies.”

Everyone knows that prison building is a lucrative new industry to be in.
That’s why they are turning that place into a huge prison right now in eh,
oh, I forget the name of the place..
.oh aye, it’s the World.

CARING FOR ELDERLY

Suppose instead of paying a fine for speeding that the punishment was to spend some time
caring for the elderly.
Do you think any company or bank would spend 4 Billion pounds investing in it?

No they wouldn’t.
They would spend exactly ‘fuck all’ investing in it.

Cause without their investment there wouldn’t be any speed cameras would there?

Do you think these things just magically pop up out of nowhere?
Like there is some speed camera genie walking about.
Say it and it shall be done. Ping, Ping, Ping.

So I guess it is not all about saving lives on the road is it?

Really it is like your mother saying

“If you eat one of those delicious chocolates then you will get no pocket money this week”

She is delighted when you eat one cause then she can justify keeping your
pocket money to go and buy fags with.

Just like what the police do when they Con…fiscate your dope ….
they take it home and smoke it.
You don’t think they pay for their grass do you?
Christ, that is the biggest perk of the job right there.
Why do you think they eat so much donoughts?

HOW TO REPLY

So here’s what to do if you get a fixed penalty notice through the post.

First thing you do is don’t open it.

Why would you open it?
They are offering you a contract and you don’t want to do business with them
unless you are a complete diddy.

On these letters they have a return address on the back.
Over your address put a sticker with the words No Contract – Return to Sender.

And post it back to them and don’t even put a fucking stamp on it either.

Cause even 25p is better of in your pocket.

And as long as you keep sending back whatever crap they send you in the same way
then they can’t touch you with a truncheon, far less a barge pole.
Brilliant eh?

What is even better is, if everyone refused to pay these alleged fines then they
would go out of business.
Who would invest in a company that can’t make any money?

Then that would be the first step in allowing us to see how much power we actually have
and from there on in it should be plain sailing.

YOUR WORK IS VALUABLE…NOT MONEY

You see at the end of the day it is your work that is of value, your time.

Not how many pieces of worthless paper they are going to give you.

Christ they print the fucking money for fucks sake.

They don’t say, “Fancy a trip to the pub?”

“Oh no, I cannae tonight, I’m a bit skint.”

They’ve got the key to the fucking printing machine.

All these fixed penalty notices do is make you believe that money is actually valuable.

See the next time you get a bill from the Tax office.

Ask them why do they want you to pay with worthless bits of paper?

See what they say.

They will not have an answer.

In fact people are now actually getting bank loans and then writing a letter to the bank
saying ‘Accepted for Value’ and then not paying the bank back a penny and the banks
allow this to happen because they know its true and they can always print more anyway.
How’s that for a bank loan?
Pretty good although to be honest I don’t want to steal from anyone, I just want to be
Treated with dignity and respect but as long as we have banks in their current
Position as dictators of the world then that is not going to happen.
A Freemasonic Referee would have more chance of being treated with respect by Celtic fans
Who have just witnessed Rangers gub their team15-0 by 15 decididely dodgy penalties.

COUNCIL TAX

Do you know that you don’t even need to pay your Council Tax either?

It is a Statutory Instrument. It isn’t law. They can’t make you pay it.

Which means I have just saved you over £100 a month.

I just hope you send me a donation via PayPal as a goodwill gesture.

And technically the company you pay the council tax to doesn’t even exist.
I know that sounds a bit mad but it is actually true.
Which means you can actually claim a refund on all the council tax you have paid up to now.
Superb eh?

Wow, I will be able to retire with the amount of donations going through
my paypal account after this blog gets around, eh?

THE PERSON

Who here believes that they are a person? You do, aye? Fair enough.

I am not a person. I am a human being. There is a big difference.

Here is the key to getting your freedom back.

See, on your Birth Certificate there is a name.

You would expect that wouldn’t you. That is the whole purpose of the thing.

But that name on that bit of paper is not me.

I am not WILLIAM JAMES GEORGE WATSON.

For a start thats a fucking ridiculous name.

I wouldn’t have called myself that.
It’s like all the Kings rolled into one.

So why should I have to answer to it?

Well, the answer is, I don’t have to answer to it.
It is a legal entity. It is a person and not a human being.
And in the legal world to do business you need human beings to represent legal entities.

They are acting on the Birth Certificate and bits of paper cannot move
that is why they are called Stationary.

So you can choose not to represent the legal fiction, the person,
the Birth Certificate and they cannot do a single thing about it.

Brilliant, eh?

So what is actually happening in this society is you as a person,
an employee of the corporation of the United Kingdom breaks the company’s rules by say,
for instance speeding,
and so you sign the form to say you are guilty and volunteer to goto the court to be disciplined
which involves paying a fine which keeps you under the illusion that the fake money you work
for is actually important.
Thus keeping you on the treadmill to earn more and more of it to give to them to buy the things
that you make for them.
With the money that they print anyway.

That is why when some people goto court when their name is called they put the birth certificate
on the stand and say go on ahead and fine that piece of paper, it has been a very naughty boy.

Because that is what they are acting on because everything is staged.

So next time I need a babysitter I will be paying David Cameron a visit to look after my boy.
He belongs to the government anyway so he can take a turn changing his fucking nappies.

I mean, my boy is Five now but I will tell him he will get a Toy if he shits his pants
and lolly for every time he pees in the bed.

Let’s see how David deals with that one.

If he wants me to take him back then he can tear up his Birth Certificate
or better still issue him with a death certificate and give him his rightful
Freeman On The Land sovereignty back.

And while he’s at it he may as well do mine.

Because we have to sacrifice the Person just like they sacrifice children.

YOU REGISTERED WITH COUNCIL

Cause you see, you registered with the council didn’t you?

You filled out the form. You applied to pay them money. You fucking idiot.

Cause every time you SUBMIT a form that is the equivalent of begging
and the assumption is that you know exactly what you are begging for
and exactly what you will be giving up and in this case you are lucky that it’s
only about £150 a month.
You can live without that can’t you?

It could be worse right?

It could be your child they steal from you.

I mean, I know they are a pain in the arse, but at least they are your pains in the arse, right?

Wrong. You just think they are yours.

I suppose they did belong to you for a couple of weeks until you got them registered.
You know, when you became an informant of your own child and now
they are owned by the State, just like you are.

Fucking hilarious this shit innit?

CHILD REGISTERING

Cause do you know what happens when you apply to register your child?

When you submit that particular nice little form?

Well, you are begging the corporation of the United Kingdom to take ownership of your child
and to issue him with an employee number.

You probably call it a National Insurance Number but it is an employee number and it puts a
bond on your childs head of x amount depending on his genealogy
and his predicted general use to society.

Or onotherwords they are now a bonded slave.

Why do you think you can’t take your child on holiday outside of the school holidays?

Unless you pay them a bribe.
They call it a fine but its the same difference.

You know, money talks.

Is his schooling that important that he can’t miss 5 days to go and see the Egyptian Pyramids?

You still don’t believe me that they own your child.

Tell me then why can the social services come and take your child away from you if it
has been registered but they can’t if it hasn’t?

Oh aye, that’s right, it’s theirs. It doesn’t belong to you.
You have no claim to your children whatsoever.
Now I know that is good news to a few of you but some people still do actually love their
children and would like to see them grow up.

And not all children are taken away because the child is in danger,
some of them are taken away because well,
they are running out of fresh young arseholes to ream.

But they want you to be the registered keeper.

So you get to take it home, feed and clothe it for 22 years while sending it through
all their indoctrination systems so that he could be a highly evolved worker bee with a degree
but these days it still has fuck all chance of getting a job but at least it’s mind has been
sufficiently programmed not to think for itself.

Well done, you’re a good parent. David Cameron would be proud of you.

POLICE ARRESTING

See,when the Police are asking your name and address they are trying to get you to attach
yourself, the human being, to that bit of paper.
The legal fiction, so they can act on you.
If you give your name and address you are fucked.
You have just agreed to stand under their authority.
It back to the Chess game again.
Cause guess what Mr Company Employee Bonded Slave number 3645272,
it’s pay up time according to the rules of the company you work for.
You have just been disciplined for breaking company rules.
Now get back to work to earn more useless pieces of paper that we control in order
to keep you working for us.

POLICEMEN

So Policemen are really Corporate Policy (Police) Enforcement Officers to enforce the rules of
the government to take our money, which is worthless anyway.
Even the The House of Lords, the highest court in the Land is a corporation.

Even though it is full of fuddy duddy’s.

They all seem to be about 200 years old.

How they manage to get out out of bed in the morning is beyond me.

Probably because they have never been vaccinated and don’t shop at Tescos.

You don’t think they eat the shit they give to us, do you?

They want to reduce the population all right but not them. That would be silly.

Who would be left to control the few who do survive the mass extermination?

Christ, if it was just ordinary decent people in the world, who knows,

something like Heaven could dawn.

And that just wouldn’t be good for business, would it?

COMMON LAW VS CIVIL LAW

So when they stop you for speeding you need to know what to say to them.

When they will ask you for your name to try and get you to associate with an imaginary person.

You say “Am I Obliged to Answer that question?”

That will immediately put them on the back foot.

Cause although they are trained in how to use NLP they don’t like it when someone

uses it on them first.

It throws them off balance a bit.

They will cough and splutter, eh well, out of panic he may say “Yes, yes you are obliged.”

Bingo, you have got him, he’s on the rails, move in for the kill,

You say “Oh really? And why am I obliged officer, have I committed a crime,

did I break the law?”

They will say, “Yeah, you were speeding.”

And “Under what authority and under what Law are you acting?”

If he says “Eh, it is Statue 14,55.”

You say,

“Well, did you know that failure to differentiate between a statute and a law

is gross negligence and is the equivalent to fraud?”

Then watch the colour drain from his face.

Cause the game is over. He’s fucked. Checkmate.

But just for good measure you can tell him to “Fuck Off!!”

Remember that, it will come in handy.

TELL A POLICEMAN TO FUCK OFF

Did you know that you can actually tell a policeman to Fuck off and he has to obey it.
Aye, it’s a common law command.

It was upheld in court recently after a policeman tried to arrest someone for telling him to fuck off.

If a policeman is at your door asking to get in for whatever reason, and you don’t want him in,
tell him to “Fuck off”, but do it politely, don’t want to upset him too much.

Say “Fuck Off Please”.

Thats why it’s all went mental with political correctness and not offending anyone and swearing too much, they don’t want to put ideas in our head.

Yet, the police and judges can rape children but I can’t say

“Fuck me, thats a bit harsh”.

I thought we were at least supposed to be kept under the illusion that we live in a Democracy.

But it’s not who you vote for that matters but who counts them, when they can be bothered to have a vote to appease the apathetic masses.

POLICE AT DOOR

Or instead of telling the Police to Fuck off instead hand them a bit of paper with the words
“Hey Bawbag, I am withdrawing my implied right of entry. Gooday”

And then shut the door on them.

Goodnight Vienna.

It is your property, they have no right to enter unless you grant them it, it’s a bit like rape.

Just imagine your front door is a big vagina.

Now are you going to let any old Knob enter it or are you gonna be choosey for once in your life.

The choice is yours.

And when we have taken our power back and gained control over our own country and destinies we can relax our arseholes on a permanent basis.

Which is all I am asking for at the end of the day.

FINAL ANALYSIS

Let me finish by saying this.

I am no expert on this stuff. There is so much information out there you can never be sure
what you think is 100% correct.

For instance, after writing my bit about hanging Thatcher I watched a video where a guy in the
street who fought in the Miners Strike said he found out that Thatcher decided that Britain was
too far into merging with Europe and that she wanted to pull out and within a month she was
gone.

At the same time I heard Alan Watt, a renowned conspiracy theorist say that when she left she
said “Ah good, now I can work for the Shadow government where the real power lies anyway.
At the end of the day we can get bogged down in detail.

The basic thing for me is that we as a people have to hold our politicians accountable
and if they fuck up then we take them down or we stand for government ourselves.

The information that John Harris is providing on his www.tpuc.org website lets us see how
things are really operating and with that knowledge comes the power to act on it.

As Patti Smith says – People Have The Power – Let’s use it, before it’s too late.

Cheers!