Get up every day
Take a massive dump
Wi’ ma lightened load
Face the day ahead

Spit clean the cabinet
Holdin’ ma ex-wife’s lover’s skull
Helps me tae get over hoo much anguish
That bitch pit me through

Every afternoon
Put ma rifle target up
Wi’ her picture on it
A’ aim fur her big fat heed

Then a’ polish the jar
Holdin’ ma ex-wife’s lovers testicles
A’m no’ sayin’ a’m bitter
But a cannae stop ‘hinkin’ hoo much she tortured me

Durin’ every night
Want tae strangle her
She haunts aw ma dreams
God a’ want her dead

Aw a’ see when a’ sleep
Is ma ex-wife’s lovers baby’s arm
At least noo she kens
That she doesnae want … tae fuck wi’ me
Yeah!

Cheers the noo!