Get up every day
Take a massive dump
Wi’ ma lightened load
Face the day ahead
Take a massive dump
Wi’ ma lightened load
Face the day ahead
Spit clean the cabinet
Holdin’ ma ex-wife’s lover’s skull
Helps me tae get over hoo much anguish
That bitch pit me through
Every afternoon
Put ma rifle target up
Wi’ her picture on it
A’ aim fur her big fat heed
Then a’ polish the jar
Holdin’ ma ex-wife’s lovers testicles
A’m no’ sayin’ a’m bitter
But a cannae stop ‘hinkin’ hoo much she tortured me
Durin’ every night
Want tae strangle her
She haunts aw ma dreams
God a’ want her dead
Aw a’ see when a’ sleep
Is ma ex-wife’s lovers baby’s arm
At least noo she kens
That she doesnae want … tae fuck wi’ me
Yeah!
Cheers the noo!
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