The world outside never changes
I watch the same view everyday
Maybe if I got off my fat arse
My life-force would reverse its decay

I am responsible for my actions
Even if I refuse to change them
So far they have brought me zero
But maybe I am too quick to condemn

For I spend as much time as I can
Soaking up new avenues of thought
I want to make up for lost time
At school I learned next to nought

So I watch videos on every subject
From garden of eden to a crop pattern
Trying to understand the mysteries
Like why do our leaders worship Saturn?

What is the Bible really all about?
Are we to take myth as literal fact?
What did the dead sea scrolls reveal?
Why is the word of god so abstract?

Or maybe that is the biggest secret
That theVatican is trying to hide
To the initiated it is written in stone
But we have to view it from outside

Some people are beginning to decode
They say now is the time of revealing
New interpretations of the scriptures

Shed new light on the chapel ceiling

There were two trees in the garden
One of life and one of death
Apparently, one was the Lord Jesus
The other Satan with his stinky breath

Satan though was not there in the flesh
But rather his spirit was in the serpent
Eve did partake in his carnal knowledge
For her sin we all have to repent

For she was now with the seed of evil
Creating a half man half animal bloodline
That is why with their advanced knowledge
TheWarrior Kings claim themselves divine

Adam forgave Eve for her transgression
For he knew that the serpent was cunning
He then made love to the beautiful woman
The consequences of this are stunning

Eve gave birth to completely opposite twins
The wicked one Cain slain Abel his brother
He showed no remorse nor tinge of regret
He truly was the work of his father

God replaced Abel by blessing the parents
With Seth from whom gods people descend
Man was not ready for the tree of life saviour
As you have to fall first before you ascend

So it has been since those initial events
This world has been a battleground for the soul
There are those who believe in truth and justice

And those who make worldly dominance a goal

That explains why evil men can appear clever
But also why their wisdom is in short supply
The serpent promised Eve she would live
But didn’t say who exactly was going to die

Still to this day he promises riches
To those still willing to serve at his feet
What good will all the money in the world do
If, when Jesus returns you think you’re elite?

So maybe the rewards I am looking for
Are not to be found in this time and place
It is more important that I follow my purpose
Which is learning how I can live in grace

Of course, all of the above could be wrong
Perhaps I should focus on finding myself a job
Maybe circumstance decides the path we take
For when my savings run out I may have to rob

There is nothing like a bit of motivation
To give a man a reason to work
So like Adam I had better do my best
Just to stop my wife from going berserk

Even though she too caused my downfall
By getting pregnant with our son
I told her my genes were not to be trusted
Like Eve she chose to wise words shun

For I am convinced he is the son of Satan
He tortures me for his fun and pleasure

So now when I am not sat at my computer
I have to entertain my little treasure

I am caught between the devil I seeded
And his mother the great deceiver
Still, she cooks my dinner for me every day
So I guess I would be a fool to leave her

Anyway, that has been the story of my day
I hope this poem has at least been of use
In either helping you think new thoughts
Or giving me a morally righteous excuse

Cheers!